Two divided by love can only be one and one is a lonely number. Yes, it's me singing and no, you're not alone you You're here with me, Harland Williams, on the one and only Harland

Highway podcast, and I'm so happy you're here because I don't want to be alone.

So as long as you're here and I'm here, we're not alone.

Right?

Right.

Okay, well, what have we got going on today?

Oh my God, what a show, what a show, what a show. We're going to have a

spiritual advisor coming into the studio. I guess she's kind of like she does

weiji boards and spiritual advising and reads tarot cards and stuff like that.

We're going to be taking phone calls from some of you people, some of your messages. We're going to go to the

racetrack. We're going to do some celebrity racing today. We're going to be

talking about the government and some of the things they don't want you to know and of course it's Friday I got to see Dr.

Ascot but don't let that bring you down. Let's keep the energy high despite Dr. Ascot let's have fun. Let's go it's the Harlan Highway You just made a wrong turn.

On the hartland highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

Oh, it's lovely.

Oh, it's lovely. It's just lovely.

The Harlan!

I'm Teddy Rupspin and I'm your friend.

Riding down the Harlan highway.

I'm not yet daddy. I'm not your daddy.

Hey Harlan, Scott from Virginia, just wanted to wish you a happy Friday and let you know my wife's a dirty girl

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