Okay, here we go. We are on the air or if you're a dust mite, you're on my hair.

Today's show, a lot of fun. We're going to be talking about cell phone mishaps, cell phone dropouts, cell phone etiquette, all that that kind of thing, I know you all can relate to.

We're going to be talking about reality show breasts.

Yeah, that's right. Reality Show Brests. Wait do you hear this. This take I have on

the naked titties that adorn reality shows.

See if you agree or disagree with my take on that.

And then we're going to get creative today, man.

I'm going to explore the world of origami and help you learn how to make

funny shapes and wonderful little creatures out of the mysterious and almost forgotten Oriental art of origami.

And then on a bit of a downer note it's Friday so of course I have to do my therapy session

with Dr. Ascot I don't know what that Dylweed has planned for me today but it's never fun I never enjoy it

maybe you do I don't and uh... let's just kick it off man let's get it going you

ready let's rock a all right here on the

Harlan Highway

you just made a wrong turn.

On the Harlan, I'm going to kindly shut your mouth.

On to the Harlan,

it's just lovely.

The Harlan

I'm Teddy Max Spin and I'm your friend.

Harlan

Wrong turn.

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