Podcast 74

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2010

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Teen Sex Specialist drops in, kids in the new century, the rules of eating out, the rules of Happy Birthday! Enjoy my little sand bunnies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oohoo, hoo, here kids, with some chocolaty marshmallow vampire cereal.
0:08.0	No, no, no. It's not count chocula, it's me, Harland Williams.
0:15.0	Don't be so disappointed that you didn't get a buck-toothed serial-loving vampire.
0:20.0	I'm just as good in my mind.
0:23.0	Oh, welcome everybody.
0:26.0	Welcome to you and you and you and you and you and you,
0:28.0	with the pimple on your nose.
0:31.0	So happy you're here to join me for another episode of the
0:37.6	Harland Highway and what a show we have for you today man we're going to be
0:41.8	talking about teen sex.
0:45.3	We actually have a researcher from UCLA who's done an extensive amount of research and
0:51.6	some incredible findings about teen pregnancy.
0:55.2	We're going to be talking about teenagers attitudes and kids and their entitlement issues.
1:02.2	We're going to be talking about fine dining and what you should be able to expect
1:07.6	when you grow up for a nice fancy meal and lastly we're going to be talking
1:12.4	about happy birthday.
1:14.0	Everyone has a birthday. Is it appropriate to sing happy birthday everywhere?
1:20.0	When and where should you sing it? I don't know but let's celebrate because you're here. I'm here. It's time for the Harlan Highway
1:27.6	You ready to go? Let's do it. Come on. Let's go. You just made a wrong
1:33.0	hmm.
1:35.0	You just made a wrong turn.
1:40.0	Will you kindly shut your mouth?
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