Hello planet Earth this is your leader Harlan Williams and I order you to

grind your face into a bowl of coal slaw. What?

No, that's, do that after the podcast.

Don't do that right out of the gate because it'll be distracting.

I need you to focus on this podcast you can't be focusing if your face is covered

with coal slaw. Okay some of you might be able to but most of you you cannot

okay so let's focus we have a great show coming up

today we're getting ready for Valentine's I'm trying to roll you into the mood I'm trying to roll you into the mood. I'm trying to set the table for you for

Valentine's. Today I'm going to be reminding you about certain aspects of Valentine's.

We're going to be taking some suggestions from my listeners.

They have suggestions on how to spend your Valentine. Some of them great, some of them maybe not so great.

We're going to talk about how your technology in your home or office might interfere with your love and your love-making ability and your

romance. So be careful about that. We've got a guy coming in Pierre de la Priz coming in to read some

romantic letters that he's written which are just beautiful and a special guest.

One of the hottest ladies in show business

is dropping by to tantalize me and tease me. And then we're to be talking about if you're tired of the same old

routine on Valentine's Day we're going to be talking about alternate places

that you can make love on this most romantic of nights coming up on the 14th.

So let's get ready to go.

Don't break my heart.

Stick around.

Let's get on the Harlan Highway.

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