Welcome, Munchkins, monsters, midgets, freaks, and just friendly folks from across the foliage.

Uh, that's just my own personal greeting I made up to try and get everyone under the same umbrella,

Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella Fitzgerald.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I am Harlan Williams, and you are you, you, you, you, and of course, you.

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Um, what a podcast we have today. What a show. What a show.

What a show.

Today we're going to be talking about sex, okay?

We're going to be talking a little bit about sex, a certain kind of sex. I'm not

going to tell you what kind of sex it is, but once you hear me talk about this sex,'m sure you'll be able to relate to this

sex if you're of driving age then we're gonna be talking about traveling

packing yeah packing a suitcase, isn't that one of the funer things in life?

And then we're going to get talking about the good old US of A.

We're going to be talking about protecting the borders? What kind of state are we in as a country when it comes

to protecting our borders, defending our citizens.

And are we doing it the right way?

Are we wasting money?

Are we wasting time?

Is there a better, more efficient way to do it? I'm going to discuss it and I'm going to ask

for your phone calls about it and then we're going to be talking about how the

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