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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #565: Iran, Wee-wees, and Pastor Jack Again

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7565 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors comes straight to you from the Caribbean! We start off discussing the war in Iran (or, what little we know about it since it started the day we recorded): Do Americans want this? Do Iranians? Whose interests are being served by this war and by manufacturing consent for it? We talk about wieners for a while, and then spend the remainder of our time on a new segment of "Pastor Jack's Off," mostly being puzzled over what the hell he is attempting to say. But we think it has something to do with Iran and God's judgment but it's hard to tell with him.

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0:00.0

But I do like the idea.

0:01.5

What's up, dude?

0:02.8

Hey, we are we already recording?

0:04.3

We were already recording.

0:04.6

We did not warn me at all.

0:22.2

We're just staring out at the... I mean, I gave you... I warned you two seconds after we started. Yeah. I feel like that's fair. Yeah, we're just kind of gazing out at the... I want to start catching you way before. Dude, that would be bad. Like minutes before and just have it roll and then see what I can garner from it.

0:21.4

You could, it's like, it'd be like Epstein level blackmail material you'd have

0:25.4

on me you let me just talk out of pocket without like restraint yeah you think Jason is

0:30.5

offensive on the podcast just wait you don't even know I swear you even know um so dude

0:36.6

yeah we're in the Caribbean we're sitting out looking over the ocean.

0:40.3

We have this little spot in our room that is like almost like a deck kind of, but it's

0:47.3

just all glass window from floor to ceiling basically.

0:50.3

And we're looking out at what was a sunset a few minutes ago, but the clouds kind of started blocking the sun, but so pretty because it's just clear ocean. It's super, not glassy,

1:00.3

but like almost, you know? Yeah. Dude, that water today in the Bahamas was like,

1:06.2

that was insane. Yeah. Yeah. It was that, it looked so turquoise, like so clear. Yeah.

1:11.6

Yeah, we've been on a cruise for six days.

1:14.6

It's our seventh night, I guess, our final night.

1:17.6

And it's been fun.

1:20.6

Christian's been very gentle, very tender.

1:23.6

Yeah, I brought lots of lube, it's been fine our beds were together when we

1:29.9

got here they were because you can you know you can either put them together or they

1:33.3

separate them and they were oh man I'm like let's just keep it dude it's fine like what's

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