Podcast #538, Religion: No One Hates Christians for their Christ-likeness

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

In our Religion Block we share a new "Pastor Jack's Off" segment, this time hearing Jack Hibbs insist that all non-believers share a vehement hatred of evangelical Christians, but that the latter must endure that hatred out of love for God. Unfortunately for Pastor Jack, if he is in fact "hated," it has absolutely nothing to do with his so-called faithfulness to Christ and everything to do with his politics.

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0:00.0	What's up?
0:01.0	How's it going?
0:02.0	It's going.
0:03.0	Dude, so you sent me a message saying something about the movie Senters this morning.
0:10.0	I had one, had a message from you.
0:12.0	I had two messages.
0:13.0	I had a message yesterday saying an awesome business with, well, I don't actually, I don't want to say it.
0:19.0	It is an awesome business idea. Never mind.
0:21.9	I'm not even going to bring it up.
0:24.4	Was it the one?
0:27.2	I had an idea for a business yesterday.
0:29.7	It's not a business so much as like a policy that if elected, I will immediately institute.
0:34.5	But it involves an invention.
0:36.5	Oh, okay.
0:37.1	So an app that you can point it at dog shit on the ground, and it will identify where it came
0:44.3	from and whose house the dog lives at.
0:46.3	And then there's a whole public sector that's like garbage men.
0:56.8	And their job is to collect this dog shit and re-deliver it to the home of the owner of the dog so that people will clean up after
1:01.4	their dogs because when I take a walk every few feet I see either a pile of dog shit or a
1:08.9	bagged up. Yeah.
1:11.1	Bagged it.
1:11.7	And then they just left the bag there.
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