Holy hard-boiled catfish asses.

Yeah, I said it catfish asses.

What a show we have today.

Oh my God.

I love this show.

I haven't even heard it yet neither of you but please love it with me

Today we're gonna be talking about outsourcing.

You know, you live in America here,

or maybe you live somewhere else,

but you're tired of the outsourcing.

We're going to get into that big time.

We're also going to be talking, we're going to have a kind of an expert in here, this guy

named Cecil B. Sam Luellen, who I guess is kind of a throwback to romance

and poetry and things of the liking, and he's going to be in here reading some of his very colorful and very

descriptive wonderful beautiful summer romance letters from his archives and ones that he's written to I guess

past lovers and girlfriends and just a real I'm looking forward to him a lot of heartwarming kind of

romantic moment with him and then this is cool man how many of you can say that somebody's written a song about you?

Well listen to the Harlan Highway today someone wrote a Harlan Williams song

and I'll be damned if it's not pretty darn good.

Caught me by surprise.

Let's see how you react to it.

But enough of me,'re you ready to do this

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