Hey, hey, hey, sexy people. It's Harlan here, Harlan Williams, and you're on the Harlan

Highway. Beautiful stretcher Road, by the way. Full of scenery and roadkill and potholes.

Just full of pot.

So pull over and scoop some pot up and smoke your brains out and get back on the Harlan Highway.

We have a kick-ass show today.

Today we are going to be talking about security cameras, you know, the ones they have in stores and on the front of cop cars and at malls and things like that.

How effective are these stupid things? I really get riled up talking about those. We're going to be

talking about testing your batteries. I might even test a battery on the show

today. That's right. I might actually lick a battery to test it. We've all done it. I'm going to do it today.

We're going to be talking about dogs. Everybody loves dogs, maybe not. We're going to be talking

about them. We'll find out. And we're going to be talking about about and this is something we can all relate to stupid things we've done in our lives especially as kids

You know stupid things we've done as kids in our lives.

And way do you hear this ridiculous story,

I have to tell?

You might not even want to talk to me

after you hear this stupid story. I probably deserve a plaque up on the wall in the

up on the wall of the dumb ass hall of shame for the stupid thing I did when I was about 12 years old, but wait

do you hear? It's ridiculous. It involves fire and it involves a cat and it involves a Frankenstein haircut and it's ridiculous.

So what do you say I stop Dillyallying and we just get on with it. You ready to do this people?

Huh? Are you ready? I think I'm ready. I think you're ready. Come on, let's go.

Let's go down the Harlan Highway.

This is Harlan Highway.

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