Podcast #495: Mafiosos, Cowboys, and Literal Petfood
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2024
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a recap of Christian's recent vacay to Asia, from which we springboard to whether it's okay to eat our pets. We discuss the new Max documentary, Wise Guy, about David Chase and The Sopranos, which leads into one of Jason's theories involving Goodfellas and The Godfather. "Pastor Jack's Off" returns, which involves a discussion about whether we're constantly overreacting to 9/11. Biebers involves restaurant tables and electric bills.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up? |
| 0:02.2 | Hey, welcome back. |
| 0:20.9 | Thanks. Welcome back to the good old US of A. I'm only back for a week, though. That's part of the problem. We've got to take another week off. What now? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, boogey vacation are you going on? I am having hip surgery, have my hip, My other hip replaced on Tuesday. |
| 0:21.8 | Today's Sunday. |
| 0:25.8 | And I won't be able to get down here to the podcast room for like a week. |
| 0:29.7 | It's like get about I'm using a walker for a week after this. |
| 0:30.5 | Dang. |
| 0:35.9 | Yeah, because, you were like crippled up for a while last time. |
| 0:36.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.8 | Yeah. I took a like, I don't know, I think, I feel like I started walking with the cane around a week or so. |
| 0:42.3 | But it was still like pretty slow going. |
| 0:44.7 | And then it was at least two weeks or it was about two weeks until I went out of the house for the first time. |
| 0:52.2 | And it was for Sky's birthday. |
| 0:53.6 | Yeah, because my surgery was on the 8th and we celebrated her birthday on the 20th. So it was about 12 days when I actually got in a car and drove somewhere. And it was a little rough. It was like, because didn't your doctor tell you like, dude, if you fall, you're, you'll never walk again or something nuts like that. Yeah, he just said it would be bad. They'd have to like redo it or something. So it's, it's, and you know, the stairs down to my basement are, even if you have two good hips are, uh, pretty Pellegroso. Yeah. Seriously. Um, but, uh, yeah, so we're going to take one more week off after this, but I'm sure our 12 listeners will survive. |
| 1:37.2 | I did a couple of live chats in the DXP group while you were. |
| 1:42.7 | Dude, I could do one of those from bed. |
| 1:46.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:46.9 | If you want to do one of those, that'd be fine. |
| 1:48.3 | Yeah, we could, uh, you know, give us all a little update on your. |
| 1:52.1 | Well, somebody, I saw a few posts and comments in the patrons group where people, so for those who don't know, I think everybody knows, but I thailand and singapore for the last couple weeks celebrating a friend's 50th birthday and um everybody was like i wonder what's going to happen to christian in |
| 2:04.1 | asia what's what's going to send him to the hospital in thailand or what disease is he |
| 2:09.6 | going to get when he comes home yeah what's scooter accident like what's going to precipitate his dripping blood through the lobby of the hotel this time? |
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