Podcast #493: Divorce, Tampon Tim, and the Real Life Network
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2024
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode with a brief rant about Amazon Alexa and how she's a useless horrible person who deserves to die. We then hear from a caller insisting that Jason should watch that new Godzilla movie. We take a call from another listener who is going through a divorce, so we share some of the ups and downs from our own lives. Another caller seeks to set the record straight about "Tampon Tim," which leads to a short political rabbit trail. "Pastor Jack's Off" returns, and biebers involve throwing rocks and MS Outlook.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy Lord's Day to you. |
| 0:04.5 | And also to you. |
| 0:05.8 | Is that how it goes? |
| 0:07.8 | Was that what you guys did in the Presbyterian Church? |
| 0:10.1 | Do you do like a call and response from the minister to the congregation? |
| 0:14.6 | A little bit. |
| 0:15.2 | Like you'd say after the Bible reading, you'd say, this is the word of the Lord, and the congregation would say, thanks be to God. |
| 0:23.3 | But not as much as the Catholic Church. |
| 0:25.3 | They're just like Cab Callaway with that call and response. |
| 0:28.2 | They're crazy. |
| 0:29.4 | Cab Calloway. |
| 0:30.3 | Who's that? |
| 0:31.1 | He was the old-timey black singer who did the Heidi, Heidi Ho. |
| 0:35.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:36.3 | And so that was a big influence in early hip hop with like, throw your hands in the air. You know, everybody say, hey, oh. It's like, that's a throwback to Cab Callaway. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, I was wondering how you knew that. Dude, do you use, what do you use, you don't have an Amazon Echo. I can't say the name, her name, because she's going to listen to me. I do. I have that Sonos speaker system and it's hooked up to Alexa. So I can say like Alexa, like pause the music. But it also, there's also like a Sonos one. It's kind of, Sonos has their own thing too. You can be like, hey, Sonos, whatever, play this or whatever. Like, I'm so tired of her. Like, I swear if, if the things I say to her were admitted as evidence in a court case against me, like I'm going to jail for the rest of my life. Yeah. Because it's just like, it's like that Bill Burr thing where he's like, it sounds really bad when you're reading it in court versus like how you're actually saying it, you know. Yeah, because of the court transcript is like, no, please stop. You're being so bad. But like in real life, she was like, no, you're being so bad. That's the way she said it. Yeah. No, but it's mostly, here's what I think. |
| 1:46.1 | It's mostly with Spotify. |
| 1:47.9 | Okay. |
| 1:48.5 | When I tell her to play Pandora, there's usually no problem other than the fact that when you have to, when there's no volume, when there's no, it's not even physical, but when there's no actual volume slider that you can adjust with a mouse, |
| 2:01.0 | but there's just like turn it up or turn it down. |
| 2:02.8 | Yeah. |
| 2:03.1 | It's almost like I'll stop even listening to Pandora because it's like the difference between the volume, |
| 2:08.2 | between one song and the next is so great that I can't ever listen to a couple songs in a row |
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