Podcast #49: It's Racism, Stupid
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2015
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, Jason and Christian receive some much-deserved props for some past wisdom given, and then dispense even more by settling a dispute involving a caller, his girlfriend, and a lottery ticket. We weigh in on the Charleston shooting and revisit the McKinney pool party, after which we tackle the issue of Rachel Dolezal, the black, oops white crusader for black rights. Is there a difference between her and Caitlyn Jenner, between being a white girl identifying as black and a man identifying as a woman? Is it racist to make a movie called White Men Can't Jump? Can a guy be in the KKK if he's black, but blind and doesn't know it? Christian is biebered by Hollywood's laziness, while Jason's bieber involves feeling like he is living in Nazi Germ [...]
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| 0:00.0 | dude did you hear about the guy who had an old hinds bottle a hinds ketchup bottle in his kitchen |
| 0:07.3 | catsup cats up yeah and he they had one of those QR codes you know you know what the QR codes are |
| 0:14.5 | no those like square codes that uh you can scan with a phone and it'll take you to a website oh yeah, yeah. It had a QR code on it. It can't be that old then. Yeah, I know a couple years, a year or something. I don't know. He scanned it and it took him to a porn site. Really? Yeah, a bottle of Heinz ketchup. Really? Because it was an older bottle and they, that promotion ran out. And so someone else bought that. |
| 0:38.6 | And as soon as they let the domain expire, some, you know, entrepreneurial character |
| 0:43.0 | bought the domain and turned it into a porn site so that everybody who scanned the bottle |
| 0:46.6 | of Heinz goes to this porn site. |
| 0:48.3 | I thought some porn company just decided to use the URL like juicy tomatoes dot com because that's probably some |
| 0:56.8 | sort of thing yeah that was pretty funny do we got corrected both of us got corrected we're |
| 1:04.2 | both pronouncing something wrong did you read did you hear that voicemail no it's the word |
| 1:10.1 | ancient ancient i'm not i'm not pronouncing it Did you hear that voicemail? No. It's the word ancient. |
| 1:12.3 | Ancient. |
| 1:13.9 | I'm not pronouncing it wrong. |
| 1:15.1 | That's not how you say it. |
| 1:16.1 | Yeah, it is. |
| 1:16.9 | It's ancient. |
| 1:18.8 | What? |
| 1:19.6 | Ancient. |
| 1:20.8 | Not ancient. |
| 1:22.3 | Ancient, it would be like A and X like anxious. |
| 1:25.3 | But it's ancient. |
| 1:44.8 | It is, right? I can tell me to look at your face. You're like, oh, yeah. Really? But we both say it, I guess. And this caller who loves our show and is like ex- She better love the show. She said, Calvary Chapel. Like, she went on and on about how much she loved the show. But she's like, but I'm also a grammar Nazi. |
| 1:49.0 | I have to correct that every time you guys say the word ancient, you're saying it wrong. |
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