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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #477: Eclipses, Shatner, and Israel

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7565 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of DXP we disclose how to experience a solar eclipse every single day. We marvel at how old William Shatner is, and then "Pastor Jack's Off" returns (this time he is wrong about Israel, again). Biebers involve streaming platforms and TV seasons.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what up?

0:02.8

How's it going?

0:03.8

Dude, you got the whole day off.

0:05.4

Oh, I know.

0:06.4

And so, I mean, working two jobs, I haven't had, unless I'm on vacation or had hip surgery,

0:15.3

I never have like just a day off like a Saturday or Sunday, right?

0:19.7

And then Sky works in the restaurant industry. So she

0:23.2

works weekends all the time. So we decided like six weeks ago or so we've got to like figure this out

0:30.1

to work and have a couple days off together a month. And so we have two a month right now every other

0:34.9

Saturday. This is one of the Saturdays. And it's just like,

0:38.1

I've never, part of the cool thing about it is I think when you have days off all the time,

0:42.7

you don't give a shit. But it's like we make plans, you know, we got, we got rib eyes. I'm suviting

0:48.7

some rib eyes for us. We're going to make like potatoes later. We got like some really, really,

0:53.9

really good weed for later, you know. And we were doing a puzzle earlier. We're going to watch the two towers later tonight. We're going to have a fire. Like, it's just the best. That sounds sick. I work two fewer jobs than you. So I haven't had a day on in a while.

1:11.3

You know, I miss it.

1:12.3

I miss it.

1:13.2

You would really appreciate it.

1:14.1

What's it like when people depend on me to be somewhere at a certain time to fulfill a task so I get money? I don't, I miss that. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Just so you know. You'd probably get there and be like,

1:23.7

eh,

1:24.0

I don't really like this that much.

1:25.1

Yeah,

1:25.3

I don't miss it.

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