Podcast #432: Movies, Heart Failure, and Big Bones
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode with a discussion about the Oscars and about the relevance of movies in general. We hear from a big-boned caller whose skeleton is apparently quite large, and then Christian updates us on his son, Zeke, who recently experienced heart failure. "Pastor Jack's Off" with Jack Hibbs returns, followed by biebers involving bread and childish adults.
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| 0:00.0 | Howdy. |
| 0:21.1 | How's it going? Great. How are you? Good. Welcome back. Oh, yeah. It's been, we took a, took a little break. Yeah. I'll explain why in a few minutes. Dude, it was kind of like a springish day today. It was warmish. I'm like, I mean, comparatively. It was 50. It's going to get up to 60, though. Yeah, it's like 59 on Friday or Saturday or something. Yeah. Although today it says snow tonight. Does it really? Yeah. There's no clouds even. Yeah. No, it was night. I went out and threw the ball with Radley in the yard today. I'm like, you actually paid attention to your dog. Yeah, positive attention. I mean, you give him a lot of negative attention. |
| 0:54.6 | I know. Well, he's gotten to where he doesn't really like, he seems nervous around me. Huh. And like, he's like, I started to feel bad. I got the feeling that my owner doesn't like me anymore now that there's this cat. First of all, Chloe's his owner, his master. |
| 0:58.7 | First of all, does it make sense to call a woman a master? |
| 1:02.1 | You know? |
| 1:03.4 | A mistress? |
| 1:04.6 | Wait. |
| 1:05.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.1 | Mistress isn't the same as Mr. |
| 1:09.2 | Mr. |
| 1:09.9 | Mistress, master, |
| 1:11.3 | masteress. |
| 1:11.9 | Is there, |
| 1:12.6 | there's not a female word for master, is there? Of course not. But wait, but master can be female also. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's like that tweet I saw today where someone goes, I've gotten all confused in my brain there for a second. I saw some tweet where a guy was like, it's not that men make more money |
| 1:27.7 | it's that women choose |
| 1:29.5 | lower paying jobs like a man will choose to be like a doctor brain there for a second. I saw some tweet where a guy was like, it's not that men make more money. |
| 1:45.8 | It's that women choose lower paying jobs. Like a man will choose to be like a doctor or a lawyer. And a woman will choose to be like a female doctor or a female lawyer. Yeah. So they just choose jobs that pay less. Yeah. They did. They said that almost a word for word on the S&L's weekend update within the last week or two. week or two oh really yeah i'm starting to notice now that i'm been you know watching a lot more comedy i guess since the |
| 1:50.7 | pandemic yeah and it's just like because that's just i mean that that's a tweet i shared like |
| 1:56.2 | five six years i came up in my memories today so i could pull it up right now yeah but it's like |
| 2:00.2 | i'm starting to notice how much people just they don't steal each other's jokes because that's like really, really egregious. Yeah, you would be canceled for sure. But they tell the same joke. Yeah. Like the joke about women should be able to kill babies, you know, like that's what, like the whole thing about abortion like um one of louis specials and |
| 2:20.4 | then bill burr's new special both have the exact same joke right um i was watching tom sagura the |
| 2:25.5 | other day and he had some other joke that was like oh there him and louis k talk about the word |
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