Podcast #400: Cell Phones, Stripper Outreach, and the Size of the Universe

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

We start this episode of DXP by agreeing to keep doing this because all the freaking out about this possibly being our final show. We hear from a caller about how cell phones are the death of both comedy and drama, and we then puzzle over the size of the universe. We consider joining an outreach team that frequents strip clubs, and then hear from another listener about the abortion issue. Biebers involve showers and filthy wizards.

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0:00.0	Happy 400th episode.
0:04.5	Oh, yeah.
0:06.0	Jason's going to doze off during this episode.
0:07.9	Happy final episode.
0:10.5	I think we scared a few people.
0:15.0	That's okay.
0:16.4	Yeah.
0:16.9	Dude, I'm not feeling right.
0:18.4	Yeah.
0:18.8	Like, I feel like, I feel like I've been drugged. Yeah. Like, I feel like, I feel like I've been drugged.
0:23.2	Yeah.
0:23.7	Like, I feel like I'm moving through water.
0:27.3	I feel like I'm like groggy.
0:31.2	Like, I can't even, I got a whole long day ahead of me.
0:35.2	Yeah.
0:36.0	Do you go straight to the restaurant after this?
0:37.9	No, I didn't have time to take a shower and all that.
0:41.4	So I'm going to go home.
0:42.7	Maybe you need to take some like crystal meth or something.
0:45.5	I heard that's really good for energy.
0:47.4	Yeah.
0:47.7	Do you have any cocaine?
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