Podcast #397: House Cleaners, Abortions, and the Fall of the American Empire

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2022

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we (and one of us in particular) voices significant frustration at the fact that house cleaners insist on touching and moving everything you own. We discuss the looming collapse of the American Empire, and then discuss Roe v. Wade, and specifically whether any of the popular arguments for abortion actually work (and whether that even matters). Biebers involve tuna cans and mouthy restaurant patrons.

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0:00.0	Hey, how's it going, buddy?
0:05.5	I'm in one of those moods.
0:07.4	Yeah.
0:08.5	Jason's in a bad mood.
0:10.2	He was yelling at me.
0:11.4	I don't think it was at me.
0:13.5	I don't know.
0:14.0	I was scared, though.
0:14.8	I was yelling in your vicinity.
0:16.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:17.4	Just because I was just...
0:18.9	And then I couldn't help but laughing at what you were yelling about, which probably exacerbated you even more.
0:24.3	But I still think it's kind of funny.
0:27.3	I mean, it's not funny because I understand how frustrating that would be on your day off and we'll get into it.
0:32.4	But I do think it's funny because I'm just like, have you never had house cleaners before?
0:37.1	Do you not know what they do, what it's like?
0:40.6	Well, I'm not used to having house cleaners.
0:42.7	Yeah.
0:43.6	Because I don't really do that.
0:46.4	Well, now that you're a capitalist business owner hiring illegal aliens to do your work for you.
0:51.3	That's racist.
0:52.6	What?
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