Podcast #388: Consensual Non-Monogamy
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2022
⏱️ 143 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode of DXP with a voicemail from a grateful listener which helps convince us that this show might not suck after all. We hear a harrowing restaurant story involving someone who's for sure related to Hitler, after which we turn our attention to the issue of "consensual non-monogamy," discussing whether it is truly possible for married couples to adopt the lifestyle without jealousy and competitiveness (we disagree somewhat about this — guess which one of us is more cynical?). Biebers involve grocery stores and bad drivers.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to almost spring. |
| 0:03.1 | Almost. |
| 0:04.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:05.3 | Yeah, March, what, seventh? |
| 0:08.7 | Sat outside for like an hour on the back deck in the sun with flip flops and sweats and a t-shirt on and was warm. |
| 0:17.9 | Except for when the clouds would come rolling by and the sun would disappear for a few minutes and I was freezing but uh |
| 0:23.8 | well the restaurant we've sat we sat the patio the last few days yeah and like several people sat out there |
| 0:30.2 | you know it's not warm it's like maybe 50 yeah if you're bundled up and in the sun it's not too bad |
| 0:36.0 | right you know but it's like just a herald of things to come. Right. Yeah. I mean, I feel like we had a pretty good summer last year. I feel like we had a good four or five months of good weather. Yeah. So, yeah. That'd be nice to have that again. How's everything else? You've got a few, few unexpected days off or night's off anyway. Yeah. Um, yeah, because today is Monday. Yeah, you would normally have Monday off. And I would normally be with my kids, though, but they're out of town. Thank God. Um, my daughter won, her senior partner won their debate. I'm just kidding about your kids, by the way. |
| 1:12.2 | I know they're getting to where they're old enough where they could choose to listen to this podcast, God forbid. |
| 1:16.5 | Oh, God. |
| 1:17.1 | But I love your kids to death. |
| 1:20.2 | I worry enough about them, like, looking at my Facebook and just like going like, geez, dad. |
| 1:25.8 | Do they have Facebook? |
| 1:26.9 | No. |
| 1:27.4 | Okay. At least I don have Facebook? No. Okay. |
| 1:28.1 | At least I don't think they do. |
| 1:29.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:32.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:32.9 | So it's Monday. |
| 1:34.0 | So I'm today off and I'm not, I didn't have to go anywhere other than come here. |
| 1:38.5 | And then tomorrow we have to close a restaurant because we've got some staffing. |
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