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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #382: Harry Potter, M&Ms, and Our Perpetual Division

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode by waxing nostalgic about Harry Potter and mocking Marvel Universe movies. We then hear from a caller commenting on last episode's topic of mid-life crises, and then weigh in on the latest example of faux-outrage concerning how sexy M&Ms used to be and now we barely want to bang them (could it be that keeping us all divided over BS is to distract us from being constantly raped and pillaged by the billionaire class?). We decide to give meditation a shot, and then share biebers involving supermarkets and booking trips online.

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0:00.0

Hey, how's it going?

0:02.0

Good, how are you?

0:03.0

Good.

0:04.0

What's going on?

0:06.0

No, what's going on with you?

0:08.0

Oh, no, you.

0:09.0

By all means, you first.

0:10.0

Dude, a couple days recently this week, I have felt it's been very spring-ish.

0:18.0

But as you reminded me when I said that, we're not even to February yet.

0:24.5

Yeah.

0:25.3

That's pretty on brand for both of us.

0:28.2

Hey, you know, it kind of feels like spring.

0:29.7

Winter is coming.

0:30.9

Right.

0:32.1

But it does, it does make me feel like if this was happening in December, I'd be like,

0:37.1

that's spring's not until next year. But now I kind of, it makes me feel like if this was happening in December I'd be like that's spring's not till

0:38.0

next year but now I kind of it makes me feel it doesn't make me feel like it's almost spring

0:43.0

but it reminds me that spring is coming and what it's going to be like yeah because bring it on

0:47.8

yeah last spring uh was like I had that deck built outside my room oh yeah you know and know? And it's like I just spent a ton of time out there. Yeah. And especially in the evenings. You can see the sunset from out there. Yeah. And, you know, I'm just like, oh yeah, I'm looking forward to that again. Like walks when it starts getting warmer and everything starts turning green and then... Everything will look different from inside the restaurant as I look out at the world oh it looks different out there now well every once in

1:14.7

you can run some food to the patio and actually get outdoors yeah so that'll be cool for you

1:19.3

yeah no I'm excited yeah yeah so there's that yeah uh what's happening?

1:29.8

Nothing's going to... I'm missing, I'm missing

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