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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #378: Australia, Cohabitation, and our Religious Upbringing

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of DXP by discussing the new docu-series titled Voir, after which we hear from a listener in Australia who insists that his country's claim-to-fame is that it proves the Right wrong time and again. We weigh in on a theory that the secret to a healthy marriage is non-cohabitation, and then field a few questions from a patron about the effects of our religious upbringing. We then share biebers involving chin straps and tech doing our thinking for us.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, how's it going?

0:02.8

Great.

0:06.0

You're not super convincing.

0:09.0

I was feeling a little sick this morning, like my stomach.

0:13.6

I didn't eat any lunch.

0:14.6

I was going to, because if I was going to eat, I would have eaten before I came here.

0:18.5

Yeah.

0:19.0

Which means I would have to start getting lunch at like 11. I'm like, I'm just going to ride this out until dinner and see if I feel any better. Yeah. It sucks. I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't know what I mean. All I ate yesterday was some shrimp scampy that I made for lunch. Yeah. And then I had a bunch of trail mix for dinner. Maybe it's that your body has gotten so used to eating well and table food every day.

0:41.2

That if I eat anything else?

0:42.4

You didn't work yesterday.

0:44.0

So, like, maybe your stomach is having trouble.

0:49.7

Digesting other food.

0:51.0

Yeah.

0:51.3

The only thing I could think of is, like, the trail mix has raisins in it.

0:55.8

Mm-hmm.

0:56.3

And prunes supposedly, like, make you poop, right?

1:01.6

Yeah.

1:02.4

Well, raisins are just small prunes, aren't they?

1:05.6

Kind of like how...

1:07.1

Well, isn't a prune a dried plum?

1:09.2

How smoked turkey is just ham.

1:11.5

You know how, like, you change something? It just becomes something else. Right. Raisins are just smaller prunes. So maybe that's what's messing with my stomach. Wait, are prunes, dried plums? They're just prunes. No, no, hold a second. Don't, But plums have a pit in it and a prune doesn't. Does it? I don't like prunes.

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