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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #376: Dead Internet Theory, Omicron, Crumbley, and Relationships

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of DXP by discussing the (disturbingly possible) "dead internet theory." We turn our attention to the omicron variant, and then hear from a caller about the dangers of replacing traffic cops with cameras. We talk about the Crumbley shooting and the legal exposure of his white trash parents, and then answer another listener's question about how our views of relationships have changed over the years. Biebers involve gristle and tea lights.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, take two.

0:01.8

Hey.

0:02.4

Hey.

0:02.8

How you doing?

0:03.5

Good.

0:04.4

I'm just a little nervous with the, it worked really well last week, recording with GarageBand on my Mac. Yeah. With the laptop here on my lap where laptops belong. You always had a laptop on your lap though before. Yeah, but I wasn't recording with that one. So that one, that one was a computer off in the corner that was recording. and this one I can look at it right here and kind of watch.

0:24.3

Is that you in the corner that was recording. And this one, I can look at it right here and kind of watch. Is that you in the corner? Losing my religion. Actually, it's lost. Yeah. It's gone. Yeah. I don't think it's ever coming back either. No. I was listening to Matt Taibi and Katie Halper. Is that her name? I don't know. They do a podcast together. Useful idiots, I think it's called. Do you know Matt Taibi? He's a journalist. Yeah. I really like him. Yeah, he goes on Bill Maher all the time. Yeah. But I was just listening to it going like, this is so bad. I wanted to listen to it because they were interviewing someone else.

0:55.7

Yeah.

0:55.8

And I didn't realize I had to like skip by 30 second skip through like half an hour of them doing their own thing before they get to the interview.

1:02.9

Yeah.

1:04.0

And this is how people feel listening to us.

1:06.5

I just had to skip through 20 minutes of introduction to get to everything else that's just like the introduction. No, because with us, there's nothing to skip through because it's all the same. Right. But it's just like I was listening to it going, I feel like most podcasts are like this and that there's like no, there's no camaraderie. Right. Like there's no, your banter is not good. It's awkward, it's not funny. You're laughing your asses off at things that no one else is laughing at. And it's just painful. Yeah. You know? Yeah, I mean, our podcast sucks, but we have good camaraderie and banter. Yeah, no one listens or engages with the word we say, but at least, at least, you know, we have this.

1:44.7

Yeah, no one gives us shit what we're saying. They're just happy we're friends.

1:47.7

Yeah.

1:49.5

So, which is fine with me. I'll exploit our friendship for financial gain for as long as it'll

1:54.0

little work. Yeah. Every week I'm like, hey, so did anyone, do we get any input on the things

1:59.1

talked about last week? Nope. Okay. Cool. What are we doing?

2:03.7

Screaming into the void. Right. Yeah. We were just...

2:07.3

126 more. So Jason and I like five minutes ago before he started, I was saying I'd like to get to at least 500 episodes.

2:14.7

I think 500 be a good place to stop. We're at 376 right now, this one.

2:20.0

And that's what Jason's meaning when he says, 124 left.

2:23.9

He's shown his math skills.

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