Podcast #356: Bo Burnham, Evangelism, and Smug Certitude
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 5 July 2021
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode of DXP by lamenting the challenges caused by cripples and calorie-counting, and then get an update on the sound system at Jason's restaurant. We circle back to Bo Burnham's new special, Inside, and then hear from a caller about the topic of Christians constantly sharing their faith. Another caller charges one of us with being a know-it-all, and we hear from our old pal, Dick Bush. Biebers involve spices and power-hungry city officials.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy Thursday. |
| 0:03.5 | Yay. |
| 0:05.4 | Hey, question. |
| 0:06.6 | Yes. |
| 0:07.2 | When you pee? |
| 0:08.3 | Yes. |
| 0:09.4 | Yes. |
| 0:10.3 | Bathroom questions. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm so excited. |
| 0:11.7 | All right. |
| 0:12.1 | Ready? |
| 0:12.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.7 | Okay. |
| 0:13.8 | Do you... |
| 0:15.1 | Does the cat come up to the toilet bowl and put his paws on the edge of it and kind of look to see if he could see anything. Yes, yes, he just started doing that. That's exactly what I was going to ask. Do you just, does it all just come out in one continual stream until you're done? Or are you, are there spurts at the end? Oh, there's spurts. Yeah, me too. Yeah. But it's like, I don't know why. Because like one time, like a week ago or something, I was peeing and I'm like, I'm just going to try to really relax and just open things up and just relax. Yeah. And just let it all come out in one continued thing until it's just like dribbles off and it's done without ever stopping and with the spurts at the end. |
| 0:54.8 | I feel like it's the opposite. I feel like you're doing it wrong. I feel like if you want to get it all out in one stream, you have to push really hard and like tense up and try to get it all out. I was trying to just relax like this going to let it come out. Yeah. I don't think, but I'm telling you that you're telling me that didn't work and I I'm telling you to try this new way. No, it works. |
| 1:11.8 | But I have to, it's something I have to tell, remind myself to do. You to focus on doing it. Otherwise, I'll just pee and I'm, I'm like, oh, I'm done. And it's like, then I'll spurt like seven times. It's like, that's the amount, all those spurts are 50% of the peeing. Why am I doing this? |
| 1:25.1 | And then you spurt seven times, put your underwear on, walk out the room, and a little bit dribbles out under your underwear. |
| 1:31.2 | Constantly. 50% of the peeing. Why am I doing this? And then you spurt seven times, put your underwear on, walk out the room, and a little bit dribbles |
| 1:30.1 | out onto your underwear. Constantly. I can shake, I could shake for 45 minutes. And it's like there's still going to be like drop a pee on my big toe. And that didn't used to happen. So that just has to be an age thing. It's like, it's like a, you just have like a leaky gasket in your urethra. |
| 1:44.8 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:45.8 | Right. |
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