Lord Almighty build a fence and lock me in it.

Not really. No, then I might not be able to do the podcast.

So scratch that and let's just go with welcome to the Harlan Highway. I am Harlan Williams.

Hello and here's what we got today. Phone message menus. I'm going to be beaching about those annoying phone

message menu option things you get when you go to leave someone a message. Very

unnecessary and I might even destroy my cell phone today. Yeah, I think I'll

destroy it and wait do you see what I replace it with. Okay, I'm over all the cell phones and the technology. I'm replacing it with

something else. And I'm not buying a new one because we buy stuff for no reason and I'm going to talk about that you ever do that you ever just buy something for no reason an impulse buy

happened to me way to you hear what I bought, and then uh, road hogs. Do you get mad when people get in front of you,

cut you off, and waste your time? I do, I going to get into that and how about babies anybody got a baby inside

yeah interesting world we're gonna talk about that and then a funny little town with a

funny little name and a funny little place here on the Harland Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Relax. Get ready to have fun.

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

One cheeseburger with everything. You just made a wrong turn on the came on the highway.

You just made a wrong turn

onto the Harlan Highway.

Look at me, Damien, It's all for you.

This is Harlan Williams.

I'm a human being, God damn it!

Hey, this is Harlan Williams here, grooving with you. Are you consuming what I'm saying? Are you consumers? We're a consumer society, right? We buy just about anything. We don't need it, but we buy. You ever do that?

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