Podcast #346: Streaming, Solving Abortion, and Breaking Hearts
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2021
⏱️ 127 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode by tackling that age-old question of whether "salt" is a legitimate flavor or not (we applied our laser-like reasoning to "vanilla" a few weeks ago as you'll recall). We revisit the topic of polygamy, and then hear from a caller about how to solve Jason's streaming frustrations. Christian claims to solve abortion, and then we answer another caller's question about heartbreak over past break-ups. Biebers involve masks outdoors and that thing that put Chicago on the map.
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| 0:00.0 | It's good to see you. |
| 0:02.3 | Yeah, we're in the same room. I don't mean just see you over the screen. I mean, to be able to hang it out with you. I know. To be able to have an instant reaction. I know, because when we're doing it remotely, it's just like, you talk and then I'll talk. I'm not going to like interject because it's just like there's a delay and it sucks yeah just like everything |
| 0:21.6 | yeah not everything because derrick chauvin is going to prison prison that's right so everything |
| 0:27.9 | doesn't suck this week yeah guilty on all three counts yeah he is his life is not uh gonna be |
| 0:35.6 | very good it's fine with good for the rest of it. |
| 0:38.4 | Can I, can I get, how much do I got to pay for a live stream of his eventual murder? |
| 0:42.9 | Well, I was telling you before that I watched the verdict live, right? |
| 0:47.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.2 | And kind of felt a little bit bad for him. |
| 0:51.2 | But then I went and watched back all the video footage of what happened. And I'm like, |
| 0:56.6 | yeah, I feel bad for you because you're a human being and all that. But you're, this is justice. |
| 1:01.1 | You are getting what you deserve 100% right now. And so, yeah. So as of the casino and this lady comes in. |
| 1:12.5 | She's an Asian lady. |
| 1:14.4 | Sounds like she was born in the U.S. |
| 1:16.0 | You know, like her English was perfect. |
| 1:18.2 | She's a black card member. |
| 1:19.9 | Your English is good. |
| 1:21.7 | Oh, yeah, that's a Tokyo Police Club. |
| 1:23.1 | Yeah, which we were just talking about Tokyo Police Club this morning. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 2:34.8 | Did we just see that show like X and 90 years ago on this day or something? Today was the anniversary of that. I don't even remember seeing them. So I commented on it and said, did we see these guys? We saw a lot of shows at the showbox, dude, that you probably don't remember. Do you remember seeing Colin Malloy from the Deists? I thought that was at Paramount. No, we saw the Decembris at... We saw the Decembris a few places, but we saw Colin Malloy at the showbox, and we saw Imagine Dragons at the showbox. Oh, you know who I was thinking Colin Maloy was? Connor Oberst. Connor Oberst. We saw Connor Oberst at the Paramount. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so this Asian lady comes in and, you know, she's a black card member, so she's loaded. Yeah. And it was the day of the verdict, right? And I watched the verdict live too right before I go to work. The verdict was read at like two. Yeah. And I hopped in my car after I heard it and then went to work. And so she comes in and she does her temp scan and she's good. And then she's like, so the verdict, huh? I go, yeah, yeah. And she goes, yeah, I think, I'm glad it came down the way it did. You know, I go, me too. I think it was the right call. Yeah. And then she goes, yeah, you know, but when you think about it, he was a criminal, though, you know. Oh, she's talking about George Floyd. He's a criminal, you know? Like, she's like, what is it with these people? Like, she said that? Yeah, these people. She goes, you don't see Mexicans or white people or Asian people constantly getting in trouble, you know, but these people are just everywhere they go, there's some sort of like drama and problem. Like the cop didn't try to kill him. I go, well, he was his, his, his, the crime he was convicted of was not intended murder. Yeah. It was some sort of whatever the verbiage is accidental or involuntary manslaughter or something. She's like, yeah, but you know, I don't know. I just feel sorry. I feel the most sorry for his family. George Floyd? Shauvin's family. So she's a chauvinist. She's a chauvinist. I got to use my joke. |
| 3:25.1 | She's an Asian chauvinist pig. |
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