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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #344: Customer "Service," Cats vs. Dogs, and Our Former Evangelical Faith

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of DXP, surprise surprise, by talking about TikTok. We then hear from a listener about how difficult it can be doing customer service for Dominos Pizza, especially when the customer in question is a grumpy podcaster. We hear about Christian's new cat, and Jason shares his thoughts after watching Forrest Gump with his daughter for the first time. We hear from a caller with questions about just how "squeaky clean" we used to be, and then share biebers about ageing parents and cooking sausages.

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0:00.0

I got you.

0:06.3

Welcome back to Washington.

0:09.1

Yay.

0:11.0

Well, you, I mean, you were gone for a shitty week of weather and you're coming back to a pretty phenomenal week of weather.

0:17.2

Like, relatively for April in Washington.

0:20.2

So there's that.

0:22.4

Yeah.

0:22.9

And the weather down there. The weather down there, I mean, it wasn't like it was that hot. It was like in the high 60s. You know, I don't even know if it hit 70. It may have hit 70, but it was, I mean, sunny and beautiful. Yeah. You know. Yeah. We're heading for 70s, 70 and sunny this week.

0:37.5

So yeah.

0:38.4

Yeah.

0:38.6

Yeah.

0:38.9

The reason I went down is my parents, um, Yeah, we're heading for 70 and sunny this week.

0:38.0

So, yeah.

0:38.5

Yeah.

0:45.9

The reason I went down is my parents both turned 80 in the last few months, and they both, and they celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary at the end of March.

0:49.7

And so my daughter had spring break, and so I took all three of my kids, and we went we went down and like celebrated and had a lot of fun. It was good. Nice. Yeah. I still, it's weird. I still, I've lived up here for 17 years. Yeah. And I still don't, I don't consider it home, you know? Right. Like it doesn't feel like home. I catch myself, like, talking in certain ways that show me that I don't really think it's home.

1:15.1

If you live here for another 23 years, would you consider it home or do you think that's just like, home is where you were raised from like, you know, one to 20?

1:25.6

Like, is there some age where that would be home to you?

1:28.5

Is a high school, junior high?

1:29.8

What?

1:30.5

No, I don't think it would because it seems like if it hasn't taken yet,

1:33.9

then it's not going to happen.

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