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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #340: Hip-Hop, Politics, and Sex Quotas

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Episode #340 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a discussion of Hulu's new documentary series, Hip Hop Uncovered. We foray a bit into politics — we talk about ridiculously hot sex-symbol Ted Cruz, and his not-embarrassing-at-all speech at CPAC a couple weeks ago, and then speculate about whether Bernie is as pleased with the COVID stimulus bill as he claims to be on social media. We hear from a caller asking about sex-quotas within marriage, and then share biebers involving hyperlinks and painting.

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0:00.0

What's up?

0:01.8

Not much.

0:02.6

What's doing?

0:04.3

I'm drinking the sweetest Moscow mule ever because I didn't have any lime juice.

0:10.6

Oh, so it's just vodka.

0:12.8

It's just simple syrup and vodka and then ginger beer.

0:16.4

It sounds amazing.

0:17.1

I mean, I like it.

0:19.0

But I do like the, like, the, you know, sour kind of contrast of the lime juice. So the kick that comes from the lime juice. I love Moscow mules. Dude, I hate it when I'm going to make something and I'm all excited about it. And then I realize I'm missing one ingredient. Oh. I mean, that happened just now with the Moscow mule where I'm like, oh, I have no lime juice.

0:38.0

Well, I'll use lemon juice.

0:39.8

Oh, I have no lemon juice. It's like, oh, okay. Well, I've already poured the vodka and the simple syrup into the cup, so I guess I'm having this. Do you have any, like, lemon starbursts? No. Chop one of those, dice one of those up real good, sprinkle it in there.

0:54.4

I'm just saying you got to think outside the box.

0:56.9

Do you have lemon starburst? Chop one of those, dice one of those up real good, sprinkle it in there.

0:56.1

I'm just saying you got to think outside the box.

0:58.2

Do you have lemon starburst?

1:00.5

Yes, I do just for that reason.

1:01.9

I've never used one.

1:04.8

I was thinking you would because you like Starburst.

1:06.6

I do like Starbursts, actually.

1:08.7

But I like high chews even more.

1:10.5

Yeah, I know you do.

1:11.9

I got you some for Christmas.

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