you're an asshole do you know why i'm saying that because i just told you i've been wearing

this shirt for it to bed for the last week no that makes me love you because it's a drunk

ex pastor's shirt yeah i thought i just threw a sweatshirt on when i came over here thinking like

i'm not going to take my sweatshirt off but it's pretty warm in your house really it's? It's 71 degrees in here, according to that thing. That's two degrees under room temperature, if I'm not mistaken. Well, that is room temperature because you just look at that thermometer instead of the temperature of this room. Yes, room temperature. The average room temperature, I thought was 73, but that could be wrong. Yeah, I didn't, yeah. No, that's not why I think you're an asshole. I mean, there are a lot of reasons why, but that's not the one I'm referring to here specifically now. Well, somebody just, I just wrote, wrote a comment in the DXP patrons group saying, why is the Catholic one such an asshole? Really?

Yeah.

But she was kidding.

Oh, okay.

All right.

No, that's not it.

I'll give you another guess.

I know what it is. What? See, you wouldn't let me do, you wouldn't let me, I wouldn't play along with your little knock-knock stunt. so for those of you who have seen the office which which are as most everybody, there's a scene in episode in season three or four where Dwight tells a knock knock knock joke to Michael. And the knock knock joke is, let's do it real quick here. Okay. I'm not, I'm not close enough to you to do it correctly. You're not looming over me like you were upstairs. Right. Knock knock. Who's there? KGB. KGB. I've asked the questions. But when you say I've asked the questions, you slap the person on the face. Yeah. Right. It's a really funny joke. And when we watched it the other night, Vicki and I, I said, we have to do this to Jason. And she was like,

are you sure? And I'm like, yeah, I'm like, he might get mad for like a split second, but then

he'll start laughing when he realizes how funny the joke is. But yeah, it was hard to get close

enough to you to do it without me being very suspicious. Yeah.

So I stood up to make it look like I was walking to the kitchen and then I kind of walked back to say, oh, let me tell you this joke. And then you're instantly like, why you're so close to me? Even though it was like a normal amount of human distance away from you. It was not normal. It was normal. just not normal for me and you to be like less or more than

three, less than three feet away. We socially distance, you know? Yeah. There would have been a

pandemic a lot sooner if Christian and I hadn't been socially distancing from each other for our

entire lives. Right. Well, that's the funny thing is I had been trying to make an effort before the

pandemic to hug you more. Remember?

Like I was like when you'd leave, I'd be like, give me a hug or hug you or whatever. Yeah. And then the

pandemic hit and I'm like, oh, we're back to where we started. Yeah. That's, that's nature's way of saying like,

give Jason this space. Yeah. Although Jonah, my son, he lives with, he lives with five guys that he knew from college. And one of them just came down with COVID. But Jonah happens to be in Southern California right now. Are they, are they not, are they distancing at all? Or what are they doing? I mean, I think they were sort of being kind of careful. But it became more to where at first they were being really careful,

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