Podcast #311: Demon Semen, Authority, and Elon Musk
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2020
⏱️ 128 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey. I hate your chickens. What the fuck's the matter with you? They're chickens, dude. That fucking thing. What was the one who attacked me? Prudence jumped up, didn't attack him. The chicken has large talons. Prudence jumped up on the back of Jason's chair. And then Jason threw his drink all over me and kicked the chair over. |
| 0:21.6 | I threw the drink. |
| 0:22.3 | I spilled the drink all over myself. |
| 0:23.6 | It's all over my feet right now. My feet are all sticky. Yeah. It's because of your chicken. Doesn't know its place. Oh my gosh. She just wanted to be close to you. She's like, he looks nice. Doesn't anybody, don't chickens know? Don't worry. |
| 0:34.8 | She learned that you're not nice. |
| 0:37.1 | But yeah, she was just like, I want to be, he looks nice. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.8 | I should have said, he's not nice. |
| 0:40.9 | Stay away from him. Yeah, but like your dog, I'm nice to your dog because your dog is like, you know, not a terrifying looking creature with. The dog is actually the mean one. The dog, you saw last night. the dog like chased that, that, chased Ophelia around, grabbed her by the wing, and then ran around the yard with her. I told him to. I told him to do that. I told him I'll give him a milk bag. You're not going to make, you're not going to make any friends with Vicky here right now. I've been talking to chicken. She loves those chickens. She should be concerned about being friends with me. Her chicken attacked me. |
| 1:12.7 | And I spilled half my drink. |
| 1:14.6 | I was just going to say, you're reading on our voice check, you were reading Paranoid |
| 1:19.2 | Android. |
| 1:19.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:20.4 | We watched episode seven or eight of Umbrella Academy, season one last night. Yeah. And they have the whole exit music song in it, the actual one by Radiohead. You know, Westworld has it instrumental in the last episode. And then they have it. It's such a good song. It's such a good song to put in a movie. And of course, it was originally from Romeo and Juliet. Yeah. But I love that song so much. |
| 1:46.4 | Did you know that you two did a whole album in the 90s of soundtracks for movies that don't exist? |
| 1:52.0 | Oh, really? |
| 1:52.6 | Yeah, it's called. |
| 1:53.3 | Well, the band was called Passengers. |
| 1:55.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:55.7 | And the album was called Original Soundtracks One. |
| 1:58.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:59.1 | And it's all just themes like from movies, but the movies haven't been made yeah why was it not bigger was it not good it was awesome yeah but it wasn't commercial and so and they had kind of like is it an album you can go get though could i go listen to it on spotify probably yeah yeah i mean it's not really well known because they didn't want to use the U-2 name, |
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