Holy Toledo, Ohio, that is.

What?

Um, no, this is not just for people in Toledo, Ohio.

This is for people all over the world.

If you're listening in Deutschland, if you're listening in Ireland,

if you're listening in Russia.

Wherever you may be listening, it's the Harlan Highway. Hello.

Hello, boys, girls, and poo babies.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm going to be talking about a shit baby.

Yeah, you may be wondering what the hell I mean, but way do you hear this story,

shit baby, okay?

I'm going to be talking about hair gel. Mm-hmm. Do you use it? Do you use the strong stuff people?

And I'm going to tell you about, as I promised my holiday, the reason we missed

a couple of podcasts, I went away on a holiday. I'm going to tell you all about it.

exciting, exciting holiday great stuff lots of fun and I hope you enjoy

the story about that and then a special little thank you off the top for some special people.

You know, short and sweet thank you to some of the Harlan Highway listeners and you know I thank you all just for being here on

the Harlan Highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas from doing a little booze and have you?

Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine.

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