Hey, hey, hey, it's British Airways.

No, it's not. It's not British Airways.

It's the Harlan Highway.

Hello, everybody.

Welcome back to the Harlan Highway. It is I Harlan

Williams, your squirmy little host. And what a show we have today. We're going to be talking about something sad. A

milestone has come and gone in the United States of America, something that I feel is important, you may not, but I do.

We will talk about it.

I won't tell you what it is just yet. It's a sad, sad thing. But then we crank it up, we get a little more fun.

Dr. Escot is here today, sadly. We're going to be listening to a famous song and kind of breaking it down, deciphering it, talking about the feelings that it evokes from people, from myself, maybe from you.

And a dropping guest is here, a guy who I find annoying, but I shouldn't be hostile about it because one of my listeners calls in and talks to me about being hostile to all my guests. So hang around, see who it is. It's

all right here on the Harlan Highway! Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a bit of booze and have you?

Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway, serving everyone from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth.

What a treat!

Go away!

Is he a great good fat person?

You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harlan, I way.

We need many years of therapy.

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