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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #300: Evangelicalism, Conspiracy Theories, and "Alarmist" Progressives

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

 

We begin our 300th episode of DXP with a suggestion  for how we might be able to reintroduce the word "retarded" to the cultural lexicon, after which we give updates on how we're holding up under quarantine. We discuss what effect, if any, one's religion has on whether he believes in conspiracy theories, and then touch upon the issues of consciousness, humanity, and free will. We spend the bulk of the second half of the show discussing whether progressive activists are alarmist, and then turn to our biebers involving needless repetition and how strong the tongue is.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Jason Stelman.

0:01.5

How you doing?

0:03.4

Good. How are you?

0:05.0

Dude, I'm just like so lethargic today. I've been like the way for a couple days.

0:10.5

Yeah, any particular reason? I hear that's a precursor to the coronavirus.

0:15.9

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I think partially because it's been like the weather hasn't been great, so I haven't really been outside a whole lot.

0:24.7

And then...

0:25.1

Super nice out right now.

0:26.5

Yeah. It's like... I don't know.

0:30.8

I just went on like an hour-long walk and I was hot. I had shorts on.

0:36.4

Yeah.

0:40.9

I mean, it said it was going to be raining all day, and it's not.

0:43.8

But then it's like, I think as soon as I go outside, it's going to start raining.

0:45.5

Yeah.

0:47.6

I don't know.

0:57.2

I think, like, I smoked me a bunch of weed last night, and it's like, I think I'm just kind of, like, still feeling it or it or something like I'm just like ready to fall asleep I'm gonna be like Joe Biden remember when he was doing that thing with

1:01.2

Hillary Clinton the other day that like joints I didn't see it it was like some joint town hall

1:07.2

or whatever the hell it's called and he like she was talking and he literally fell asleep. And so you can look at him and he, yeah, he's sitting there with his eyes closed and his head down, just sleeping. That's how I feel right now. Did he really fall asleep? Or did somebody snap a picture of him with, like, his eyes blinking? No, I mean, I saw video of it and he was just like not moving for like, you know, a little while.

1:33.8

I think he was probably praying.

1:37.3

That's impossible because these Democrats hate Jesus.

1:41.1

Yeah, Jesus hate her.

1:43.1

Yep.

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