Podcast #297: Southern Mockery and Sexual Assault

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of DXP we debrief about the joys and struggles of quarantining (hint: One of us likes it more than the other). We spend some time answering a caller's challenge to us about why we mock conservatives from the South, the answer to which should be obvious: Because it's fun and super easy. We discuss the issue of sexual assault on Survivor and the intricacies of the MeToo movement, after which we share our biebers involving coat hangers and ear buds.

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0:00.0	So how's it going?
0:03.0	It's going good.
0:04.0	How are you?
0:05.0	How's your early retirement going for you?
0:07.0	Oh my God.
0:08.0	This global pandemic is the best thing to happen to me in a long time.
0:13.0	I love it.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:17.0	It sounds like you're really having a good time.
0:19.0	It's amazing.
0:20.0	Did I say this last week?
0:21.8	Like, if only, if only like 100,000 humans have to die per week in order for me to keep living like this, it's worth it.
0:30.8	Right.
0:32.0	You know, people are going to die anyway.
0:34.1	Who said that most of those people are on their own legs, on their last legs anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Who said that? There was some, like, just apathetic. Oh, that was Bill O'Reilly. Was it like, I was going to say, it was Bill O'Reilly. Yeah, that's who it was. They were on their last legs anyway. Yeah. Yeah, dude, I got up today.
1:14.0	Dude, it's the best day. It may have been the best day of my life. And it's not even over. The best, you can't have the best day of your life and I wasn't involved in it. You're involved in it right now. This is, yeah, but come on. You know what I mean. Okay. Out of all the days that Christian was not involved in, today was amazing.
1:14.4	Yeah.
1:15.2	I got up.
1:16.2	Dude, I got up.
1:16.8	It was Easter.
1:18.5	There's breakfast fucking burritos, dude.
1:20.3	Oh, man.
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