All ladies and gentlemen step right up for the greatest show on earth.

I assure you this is the greatest show on earth, just a nickel to get inside to the greatest

show on earth.

Well, it's not really a show, it's a podcast.

And within that podcast, I guess there's a show.

So do not come after me for false advertising.

It's not gonna get to anywhere.

What a show indeed we do have.

We are gonna be discussing sea turtles.

Yeah, they're off the endangered species list.

Some good news.

We're going to be talking about that,

and extinct species in general.

You'd be shocked to learn how many species go extinct a day. You'd be

alarmed. And speaking of alarms, we're going to be talking about alarms.

Are you an alarm clock, liar?

Uh-huh, I bet you are.

Um, what about God?

Is God a liar?

No, in God we trust. It's right there on our money. We're going to be talking about that saying and we're going to be talking about our money.

I think barbecue Eddiedies dropping by today always looking for a

party someone to hang with we're gonna be talking about about big years and we're

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