Holy jumping Polywog fart.

No idea what that meant, but then again, as you listen to the rest of the podcast,

you'll have no idea what anything meant.

Why am I doing that voice? Why do I go down?

Why do I go down with my register?

Well, it's only up. It's you can only go up from here, ladies and

gentlemen. I'm Harlan Williams. Welcome to the Harlan Highway and

what would Jesus do?

That's one of the big burning questions we will be asking today.

What would Jesus do?

Would he eat hot sauce and hot food?

I don't know, would you? That's one of the things we're going to talk

about today. Can you handle the hot and the spicy? And then I'm going to go on a rant about the voice. There's a show on television called The Voice and there's an aspect of that

show that I'm not happy with and I'm going to get grumbly and rant about it.

We're going on about sunglasses.

Do you have sunglasses?

Are they a status symbol?

I don't know.

How about this?

Do you have a woodpecker? Yeah, we're going to be talking about woodpeckers and I'm not talking about an old ancient sex toy from the pioneer era. No, I'm talking about the bird Woodpecker.

So put your helmet on, start pecking.

Here we go, it's the Harlan Highway!

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