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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #289: A Scooter, a Surgery, and a bit of Proustian Vulnerability

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

DXP #289 begins with a harrowing account of what happens when you (1) go out drinking with a bunch of DXP fans, (2) rent an electric scooter, and (3) attempt to make it back to your hotel unharmed (hint: The answer is surgery. Surgery is what happens.) We debrief about our recent DXP Cruise, after which we resume taking the Proust Questionnaire, answering personal questions about our greatest achievements, our most wished-for talent, as well as what we would most like to change about ourselves.

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0:00.0

Happy belated birthday.

0:01.5

Thank you.

0:02.3

Although, is it a belated birthday if I actually said to you, happy birthday to you on your birthday? I'm just also saying it the day after. Yeah, but you never said it on my birthday. I did. I know. Oh. I think you wrote me like just after midnight. Yeah, I wrote you. And then I also wrote a birthday post to you in the patrons group. It was very touching. Was it? Yeah.

0:21.4

I wasn't sure because you didn't say anything on it.

0:24.0

I loved it.

0:24.7

Like, I also wrote a birthday post to you in the patrons group. It was very touching. Was it? Yeah. I wasn't sure because you didn't say anything on it. I loved it. Like I love you too, Christian, anything like that. I loved it. Okay. You know, you got to manage people's expectations. I can't, I can't just be responding with words to everybody. So you are now 47, which i have been 47 for two and a half months yeah

0:40.7

a little bit less than two and a half months yeah and we're the same age again yeah yay good times yeah

0:46.7

i feel like i can relate to you again you know how old were you i don't look at you as like like i'm

0:50.7

like my dad anymore i think you were 41 when we started the podcast,

0:56.1

right? Well, did we start in August? We started in August of 2014. So you, you were the same age

1:01.5

as I was in August, and every August were the same age. Yeah. So, we were both 41. Uh-huh. Yeah.

1:07.4

And we're 47 now. Dude. It's a long time. That's crazy.

1:11.2

Yeah.

1:12.3

Life's just slipping by. Mm-hmm. Yeah. How was your birthday? Was it good? It was great. You had to work, so. Yeah. But it's like, yeah, I mean, just had a good day. Work was good. I got out of there early. Yeah. I hung out with you and then we went to Phenity's Irish Pub and then Janie showed up,

1:30.1

which we haven't been to together. work was good i got out of there early yeah um hung out with you and then um we went to finnities

1:28.6

irish pub and then janey showed up which we haven't been to together for a long time years um yeah

1:33.7

it was good and today we did a little uh shopping and um had yeah you went clothes shopping closed shopping

1:40.5

did you get anything yeah but it it was like we i mean we had no time, you know, because by the time, we cut,

1:46.6

we were going to do two other things first. We didn't do either of them because we're running out of time. Yeah. And we had about an hour. You guys were having sex a bunch. And then you got delayed because of that. And then the mid-the-order mid-jits came late. And so we had to like, you know, refasten the harnesses to the ceiling.

2:01.8

It's a whole thing.

2:02.4

You had to tie people back up to the radiator in the basement and once you untie them they're all like and then you got to tie them back yeah they want to get out it's like I feel bad you know but it's go back where you belong know your place you've been there for years just you know you know the drill you know what to do yeah so. So yeah. Yeah. But it was a good day.

2:17.9

Nice.

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