Podcast #284: Self-Love and Star Wars
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2020
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
Episode #284 of DXP begins with a voicemail criticizing us (gasp!) for our poor pronunciation skills, after which another caller explains how big mountains are. We discuss the mechanics of masturbation as well as how far into puberty it should take before a boy figures out how to do it. We discuss the strengths and weaknesses of The Rise of Skywalker, after which we share our biebers (which have to do with turning left and stupid sayings).
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| 0:00.0 | Hi. |
| 0:01.0 | How's it going? |
| 0:01.8 | Good. |
| 0:22.0 | Last podcast of 2019. Of the last podcast of the teens. Yeah. And simultaneously, our first podcast of 2020 because it's coming out in 2020. Yeah. In the 20s. I'm stoked. I'm stoked. This is going to be the 20s. Dude, like 70s, 80s, 90s. It's going to be like, I'm going to be living in my sixth decade. |
| 0:22.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.1 | Even though I'm 46 years old, it's like my sixth decade I've been alive in. |
| 0:26.5 | Yeah. Dude, I'm stoked. I'm stoked on the 20s. It's going to be good. Why are you stoked on the 20s and why do you think it's going to be good? Um, because you see that, um, DXP meme or the beam I shared from DXP like a couple hours ago, |
| 0:38.5 | me entering into |
| 0:39.5 | 2010 and then me exiting yeah it was mclovin and then it was the joke coming out but they were on the |
| 0:45.4 | same like vest it's like all the like think about dude all the upheaval and cataclysmic events |
| 0:53.1 | that were waiting for me. |
| 0:56.9 | I haven't had any. |
| 0:58.2 | In 2010, like, I was, I needed to quit my ministry, lose my job in my career, |
| 1:08.0 | end my marriage. |
| 1:09.6 | Give up your income. |
| 1:10.6 | Move out. You know know just like all these |
| 1:13.2 | all these crazy shit has happened yeah and it's like you know and we're I mean new |
| 1:18.9 | crazy shit's going to happen I mean starting a restaurant all this kind of thing but like |
| 1:22.0 | all that's good that's coming up all the stuff that I went through was really really hard |
| 1:26.2 | yeah in 2009 did you think that the 2010s had good stuff coming up. All the stuff that I went through was really, really hard. Yeah. In 2009, |
| 1:28.3 | did you think that the 2010s had good stuff coming up for you? Uh, no, no, because in 2009, |
| 1:35.0 | I was like, um, heavily doubting my faith, my Presbyterian Protestant faith. Um, I knew that |
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