Podcast #276: Death, Pronouns, and the Hassle of Getting into Heaven

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2019

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

DXP #276 begins with more woes about a certain online course, after which we wax semi-serious about our desire to be remembered after we die. We take calls about whether our president is actually mentally handicapped, whether the whole pronoun thing is a bigger deal than we realized, and whether God could have just created us already in heaven in order to skip all the hassle. We revisit the issue of rising tides, and then make another unannounced call to a random listener.

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:01.0	Hey, dude.
0:02.0	Yeah, what's up? Who has two thumbs and a blood pressure of 118 over 78? Not me. This guy right here, baby. Nice. Yeah. So do we both get our blood pressure check today from doctors? I did. I did too. Yeah. That's interesting. I was shocked. Why were you at the doctor? Get my foot zapped. You got a planters war or something? Yeah, really?
0:23.0	Yeah, so she's zapping it with that. shocked why were you at the doctor uh get my foot zapped you got a planters
0:21.4	water or something yeah really yeah so she's zapping it with that rose that cryo
0:25.4	disgusting is you got genital warts on your foot yeah yeah I consider my feet
0:30.6	part of my genitalia right you know the things I can do well yeah I was gonna say
0:35.0	with all those things you do with those feet, I'm not surprised.
0:38.9	Yeah, with Janie and her foot fetish.
0:40.7	I got the clap on my foot.
0:45.4	Yeah, I went because ever since I fainted a few weeks ago, I've gotten five or six pretty bad headaches that are located on just the right side of my head.
0:57.8	And so I was thinking, you know,
1:00.2	I actually have a friend who fainted,
1:02.7	hit her head, didn't get it checked,
1:05.2	and three weeks later had an aneurysm
1:06.7	because her blaine had been breeding.
1:10.0	Her brain had been bleeding.
1:11.3	Holy shit, Paul.
1:12.4	Yeah.
1:12.9	I have a friend, she's a narcoleptic.
1:15.3	Yeah.
1:15.8	It's the craziest thing.
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