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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #271: Faith and Fat-Shaming

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2019

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Episode #271 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voicemail from a very inebriated caller pledging to pull his support from another popular podcast and giving it to us. We then address another listener's comments about the charismatic movement and explore the nature of our own early faith, after which we spend some time reflecting on Bill Maher's recent controversial statements in favor of fat-shaming. Biebers involve pushing buttons and careless maids.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Fuck you.

0:05.8

Fuck you, science, Mike.

0:09.0

You should have written that damn review for Jason's book.

0:13.0

God, fuck you.

0:16.7

I'll show you, you motherfucker.

0:19.8

I'm going to go on Patreon, and I'm going to take my support from the Literatured podcast,

0:26.0

and I'm going to give it to the DXPs.

0:30.7

And now Jason's going to be able to open a fucking restaurant, and you're going to want to eat their science bike but guess what we

0:43.1

don't serve your kind here I mean Michael Gunger can come in if he wants

0:49.6

Hillary McBride too and that other guy whatever his name is I don't even know so like him as much

0:57.5

but not you fucking science Mike you shit ed you know what else they're gonna fucking talk about me

1:09.5

on their podcast and we're kind of sort of Facebook friends.

1:13.6

But you don't even know that I exist.

1:16.6

I mean, I like your podcast and everything, and I really like you, and I relate to you as a fellow Enneagram 5.

1:25.6

And you and Michael Gungor and your podcast have been instrumental in my faith

1:31.3

deconstruction and reconstruction but fuck you I'm giving my Patreon support to my boys and that's for you

1:43.9

Satan yeah I'm leaving the 666 level but I'm sure two

1:50.2

others at the five dollar level are gonna up their pledge to 666 they know who

1:55.2

they are their spirits moving among them right now to up their pledge let's pray for them bow your heads he's

2:05.7

like actually going to lead a prayer patreon is good patreon is great let us thank patreon for jason's food

2:13.3

that might be the best pot the best voicem mail you've ever gotten.

2:21.3

That was Steve Newton, everybody.

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