Podcast #265: Foreign Accents, our Forties, and Faux Racism

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of DXP we talk a bit about the new HBO miniseries "Chernobyl," which leads to a discussion about why Hollywood makes all foreign people British. We turn our attention to an old pic that Jason posted in which his father is the same age as we both are now, prompting a discussion of whether 40 really is the new 30. We talk about Reagan's racism and whether Trump's recent tweets are actually racist at all, and then discuss Jeffrey Epstein's plans to jizz all over the world.

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0:00.0	Hey there, happy July 31st.
0:03.4	Yeah, hey, what's up? Happy last day of July 2019. You'll never see this month again. I'm excited for it not to be the teens anymore. Are you really? Yeah, because it's like, it's just going to be a lot easier when it's the 20s. Why? Because it's like hard to even talk about like the teens it goes back in the teens yeah there's
0:21.8	not really the yeah the two first decades of a of a century don't really have a term that's that's
0:26.5	easy to unless you're like British and they call it the knots or the noddies yeah I hate that though
0:31.1	it's stupid yeah because everything else has a name 20s 30s 40s blah blah blah so why can't the
0:36.5	english learn to speak
0:37.5	unless something amazing with science happens we're never gonna have we're never gonna have to go
0:41.6	through this again right yeah thank god because that was rough 20 years of not knowing what to call
0:46.1	the decade we're in it's been a good run i think humanity's had a good run it's time to pack it up
0:52.2	pack it in. Yeah.
0:55.4	So how's going?
0:58.1	It's going pretty good.
0:58.3	Yeah.
1:03.6	You and I just, we hung out, had a cigar, drank a couple drinks.
1:06.2	Actually, I drank a couple drinks.
1:07.0	You drank one.
1:09.2	Yeah, I hate making my own drink.
1:09.9	It's too hard.
1:10.9	Is that what it was?
1:11.4	Yeah.
1:26.4	Like if I had gone in and made you a drink when I made my second drink. Obviously, I would have said yes. But you still had some drink left and I was getting foods. There's no way for me to carry it and both out. Yeah. Sorry, I'm a bad host. I'm not going to hire you. I feel like you're not hiring you at my new restaurant.
1:28.1	You're not really a guest though.
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