When I come and dance, I tough my tough, some of them are see my rag and muffin and rough.

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Okay okay bKay news round up

up it's 12.50 p.m. Pacific Coast time. Go ahead and follow me on Twitter at BK Actual.

And how are every one of you tonight?

I want to say hello to all the people listening all over the world, especially our Russian friends.

I'm going to get to you later in a minute.

I'm very happy, though, first to introduce my two guests.

First of all, the returning champ, as always, in his Black Santa Christmas sweater.

You gotta believe me.

My man, John John, former United States Marine Corps.

How you doing, John, John? Good to have you, man.

Doing well.

Good to have you. You got to believe in Black Santa, people.

You have to believe in Black Santa.

And for my other special guest, first time on the program, former United States Marine Corps, reconnaissance Marine, Trace. How are you, young man? I'm doing good. I'm happy to be here. It's been a couple weeks. I've been chomping at the bit to get on this show.

It's great to have you, man. You know, as John and I will tell you that Trace is like our, Trace is like our little nephew that we take care of. We look after. We mold him. We shape him. Well, let me clarify. Get in the mic there, bud. John John is more like the dad.

But like the dad that's hooking up with your mom and is only there for you because he has to be. Like he doesn't really care about you, but it's like, you don't want to be a shithead in his house. You were like the uncle that made me take pictures of you. He does that. You know, because you thought you were going to be a fitness model. right that's the and oh and how can I forget in a first we actually have a non-participating

audience member too my man another Marine so three Marines in the house my man

Zephy over there how you doing buddy

living the dream he's just hanging out he might stick his nose under the mic

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