Podcast #253: Hobbies, Rape, and Experiencing God

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2019

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

We begin DXP #253 with a discussion about hobbies and why they're not all they're cracked up to be. We get some unsolicited dog-training advice, discuss the time-saving benefits of profiling people in the service industry, and break down the best way to give away millions of dollars. We answer a caller's question about our experiences of God's existence, and then discuss a controversial scene from Game of Thrones involving rape and torture. Biebers involve Hollywood cut-aways and gas.

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0:48.6	Dick Bush out.
0:49.8	You're such an influencer.
0:51.9	Right.
0:52.6	Yeah.
0:54.3	Jason just took a picture of us getting ready to record and he's posting it. I think. I actually didn't post it. He didn't. We didn't. We didn't. Oh, okay. You didn't post it because you've got a photo show. Here we go. You got to Photoshop some stuff out of there. I got a Photoshop. Some hair grown out of your ears and like a... I got to Photoshop in a second ab. Right. How funny was that SNL?
1:14.4	Um, out of your ears and like a... I got to Photoshop in a second ab. Right. How funny was that SNL bit about when the war correspondent in like Syria but he's got all these Snapchat filters? Oh, he's doing the Snapchat filters. That was really funny. That was the best episode of SNL I can remember in a while. Yeah, it was a good one. Yeah, that was great. How's it going? It's going really well. Yeah, I'd say that was a successful couple hours we just had. Yeah, because we had two, what were they called? Holy Waters. Two Holy Waters. Yeah. Out on the deck. Holy Water is vodka, rum, peach snotts,
1:46.2	blue carouseo, and lemonade with a splash of pineapple juice.
1:51.1	Yeah.
1:52.2	And they turn out super blue, so they look like water, I guess.
1:55.8	Yeah.
1:56.2	Well, they don't really look like water.
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