Podcast #249: Ignorance, Bliss, and Girl Presidents

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

DXP #249 begins with the introduction of a new addition to the family. We hear from a caller asking for further thoughts on our own spiritual and political deconstruction, and from another who wants to know whether ignorance really was bliss. We discuss the merits of having a girl president (wink), and then launch a new segment titled DXP Confessions which allows our listeners to call in and unburden their souls (warning, penance may be assigned). Biebers involve self-sabotage and D-bagging.

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0:46.4	god bless america dick bush out so up hey how's it going is that a dog in your lap or you're just happy to see me? I both. It actually makes no sense. But it's a dog in my lap. It's a puppy. You got a new puppy. Yeah. Be rad. Radley. Uh-huh. Yeah, Radley, named after Boo Radley from To Kill a Mockingbird. Yeah. But he is a... Played by Robert Duvall. That's right. Of all people. I know. Yeah, a very young Robert DeVall. He is a miniature schnauzer. Atticus, who died four weeks ago, was a standard schnauzer. And the minis are a bit smaller, about half the size. He'll grow to be about maybe 20 pounds, a foot tall,
1:29.3	to shoulders and 20 pounds.
1:30.6	Addictus is like standard deaf.
1:32.2	He's like high deaf.
1:33.1	Right.
1:34.1	The standards are the original schnazzers.
1:36.3	And then they bred the standards with some smaller dogs to get the mini schnauzers.
1:43.3	But they're pretty cool cool same kind of personality mostly
1:47.2	but yeah we just got him yesterday he's so mellow down in eugene organ he's just chilling in my lap right now
1:52.2	yeah so he's just like just kicking it yeah old school he's interested in my computer at the moment
1:58.2	yeah how's it going hey good yeah yeah what Yeah. What's new? Well, I got a puppy. Mm-hmm. That's what's new. Really? What's his name? Where'd you get him? I surprised Chloe with him. So she didn't know. So she's been pretty devastated since Atticus died because he was like probably literally her best friend.
2:18.0	Yeah. And so we even though he doesn't technically fulfill the definition of
2:23.8	friend in any meaningful way. Anyway. And so yesterday we got home from Oregon with Radley
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