Podcast #247: Nicknames, Mueller, and Cardi B

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

In episode #247 of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss the origin of various nicknames (as in, how the hell do you get "Peggy from "Margaret" or "Dick" from "Richard"?). We then turn our attention to the differences between Cardi B and Bill Cosby and whether it's okay to drug people in order to just rob rather than rape them. We discuss the developments surrounding the Mueller report and then share our biebers (one involves whinging employees and the other focuses on drinking while riding a bike).

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0:46.4	god bless america dick bush out morning good morning yeah stop with the morning see you yeah
0:53.0	hold on let me take a drink of my whiskey ginger here.
0:55.8	Yeah.
0:56.3	Okay.
0:57.4	It's just barely noon.
0:59.4	Actually, yeah.
0:59.8	It's officially 12. 0.03 p.m. Yeah, we're good. It's only morning. We don't have a problem. No, no problem. we would have a problem if I woke up this morning and thought oh good I get to drink at noon today
1:10.1	then I might have a problem I know I got up and I think oh good, I get to drink at noon today, then I might have a problem. I know. I got up and I think, oh, man, I have to drink. Yeah. Well, I've got my first I have to go to work in three hours, which is why we're recording this early. Yeah, that's why our drinks might be a little watered down. A little bit. Um, I, I have, I have my first 60 minute peloton ride today.
1:29.1	Ah. The most I've done is 45 minutes. Did you hear about the whole lawsuit with them?
1:33.2	No. Uh, oh, they're, they got busted for a bunch of the music that they use.
1:37.7	Oh, unless they don't have license to play it. And so I think they pulled all the music that was not, they were using illegally.
1:46.2	Oh, interesting.
1:46.7	I wonder how that will affect their classes because I mean.
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