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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #237: Gillette Ads and Instagram Stars

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2019

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

DXP #237 begins with a cruel attack on Christian and his obvious speech impediment (words are hard for some people!). We then discuss the recent Gillette ad targeting toxic masculinity, exploring issues like why it is so offensive for certain people to be told there's room for improvement. We turn our attention to a documentary about social media influencers called The American Meme, discussing the pros and cons of the democratization and digitization of pretty much everything. Biebers involve pins and bad movie logic.        

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, Tim Llewell and Ison here.

0:04.0

Short-time listener, first-time caller.

0:06.0

I wanted to thank Christian for helping me choose a dentist today.

0:11.0

It requires a little explanation.

0:13.0

But if the technology existed that I could have reached through the phone

0:17.0

and taken a red marker to his way of speaking, I would have.

0:22.3

Reputable?

0:26.5

Reputable?

0:31.6

I want to go on record that I repudiate your pronunciation of reputable.

0:35.4

You're like, how do we know if I'm the right in pronunciation?

0:37.7

If only there is a book that gay standard English pronunciation that has nothing to do with the dentist thing but so I

0:44.7

had time to kill today and I was in the area of four different dentist offices

0:48.3

and I went to each to make sure they would take my insurance and I hadn't been to the dentist in about four years because I didn't have insurance before this.

0:58.2

And I lived in Wales for a year and where dentistry comprised of a hammer, a chisel, and some pliers.

1:05.9

Now that I had insurance, and I asked each of the different officers if they took my insurance and three of

1:13.1

them said what kind of insurance do you have? So I thank you Christian and my tea thank you for making

1:20.9

my choice clear. Dick Breschard. That's funny. Yeah. Well, Llewellyn is a Welsh name, you know. Oh, right. Yeah. It's funny yeah well Llewellyn is a Welsh name you know oh right yeah it's funny that he um

1:32.7

I can't even do it I was gonna try to say repudiates in the same way I say uh the same way that

1:37.6

you're supposed to say reputable he repudiates he repudiates my uh the way I say uh I don't even know which one is right anymore. Yeah, you don't, like, you're just adrift now. Yeah. You have no moorings. Like, you're just free floating through thin air, not knowing you're not hinged to anything. Where does that come from where people say stuff weird, right? Because, I mean, I grew up in the same. Well, you're the one who does it.

2:01.3

You tell us.

2:01.9

But is it from, like, is it because I have family from Texas and I was born there, but raised in California? You know? I don't know. I don't know. It's just, well, I remember, I mean, how do you, how do you pronounce this word? I-R-R-E-O-C-A-B-L-E.

2:17.4

Irrevocable.

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