Podcast #228: Kids, Guns, and Drugs
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2018
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
DXP #228 begins with a voicemail from none other than "Hot Todd" himself, after which we respond to a caller's question about whether having kids is really a good idea given how crap everything is these days. We address whether it is inconsistent to want stricter gun controls while also advocating for the decriminalization of all drugs. We mull over the prospect of running for public office (guess which one of us only wants the VP job?), after which we share our biebers about crosswalks and blue jeans.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello there. Hey, what's up? No Mucho. How about you? Nothing. We've been sitting upstairs drinking for an hour. We have? Yeah. I have no memory of this. So I feel like we've, I mean, I feel like everything I have to say has been said. By drinking for an hour, we had one drink. One drink. Yeah. Now we're honest. We're not lushes. We're not drunks. Just because, you know, we call ourselves drunks doesn't mean we're drunks. Yeah. Although last week we were, I was a little bit intoxicated for the podcast. Yeah. My parents still call it the drunken, um, you still, are you still doing your drunken, umunken drunk ex-passers? |
| 0:38.9 | Doing it for four years. |
| 0:40.1 | Get it right, dad. |
| 0:43.6 | Why do your parents not care about you? |
| 0:45.6 | I love the joke that Colin Jost told a couple years ago on Weekend Update on SNL. |
| 0:50.8 | Where he's like, the University of Vermont just made frisbee golf or frisbee football |
| 0:58.1 | a varsity sport dad that's so funny yeah I love Colin Jost I know like I want to look like that |
| 1:07.9 | guy actually he's cool I was watching SNL last night with Janie, and I asked her, do you think he's good looking? |
| 1:12.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.6 | She's like, yeah, I think he's good looking. |
| 1:13.9 | I'm like, yeah, I totally think he's good looking. |
| 1:15.2 | Yeah, yeah, me too. |
| 1:16.4 | And then I'm like, but do you think Leav Schreiber is good looking? And she's like, yeah, he's good looking. I'm like, he's fucking... |
| 1:22.4 | He's not good looking. |
| 1:23.5 | But in Ray Donovan, he is. |
| 1:25.4 | No, his personality is cool in Ray Donovan. |
| 1:27.6 | Have you ever looked at his cheeks? |
| 1:29.8 | He's weird looking. |
| 1:30.6 | Yeah, but he is cool in Ray Donovan. |
| 1:43.9 | Have you ever looked at his cheeks? He's weird looking. Yeah, but he's cool looking. He's got like jowls. He's got these cheeks that are just like, what's going on with your face, dude? He's just storing up some nuts in there for the winter. What's the first thing you ever saw Liv Schreiber, Leav Schreiber in? Uh, Ransom? yeah Charlie Runkle was in that too |
| 1:45.6 | yeah yep that's right |
| 1:46.8 | good movie |
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