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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #212: The Devil & Dick Bush

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2018

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

In this special episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we welcome into the studio none other than the legend himself, Dick Bush (played by longtime DXP listener Chad Toney). Before the interview (which airs in the second half of the show), Jason and Christian discuss the various strongly-worded letters they have written to establishments that angered them, as well as answer a listener's question about Satan's agenda. Biebers involve aggressive drivers and annoying technology.   

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, Dick Bush here.

0:01.3

Coming at you live from the drunk ex-passengers basement.

0:05.0

Really here, just me and the rats.

0:07.8

What's that, Sharon?

0:09.4

I'm trying to record for the podcast.

0:12.4

Be sure to support the boys at patreon.com, for slash, drunkex pastors,

0:16.7

or you can donate directly, drunk-x pastors.com.

0:20.2

For slash donate. Also, you can follow directly, drunkexpassers.com for slash donate.

0:22.5

Also, you can follow them and share them on your social media, like Twitter and Facebook

0:28.4

and Instagram.

0:30.1

I don't think they're on the Snapchat, but you can also leave my voicemail at 21397 drunk.

0:35.5

Keep it short and sweet, fellas.

0:55.0

Ladies, you can go a little longer. Hey, Dick Bush, we'll drink a shot in your honor if you do these things. My wife, Sharon, will appreciate it too. Dick Bush out. Jason Stelman. What's up, dude? What's up, dude? It's hanging. Yeah. I was looking at pictures of my new twin nephews.

0:56.0

Oh, that's right. Look that, dude. Will and Ben? Are those who nice? Yeah. Yeah, they look exactly the same. But they're not identical. And they both look like babies. Yeah, they look like babies. Yeah. All babies are identical twins. They are identical. I just looked at them and they look the exact same.

1:11.2

Yeah, all babies are identical twins with one another.

1:12.8

They also look the exact same as every other baby I've ever seen. Yeah. Except sometimes there's an ugly baby. Sometimes there's one that it's like you just want, your first, you think to yourself, oh, when I see it, I'm going to say, oh, how cute. and then you see it and you think to yourself,

1:25.6

I can't even pretend.

1:26.5

Oh dear God.

1:27.1

I can't even say.

1:28.4

Dude, my baby.

1:29.1

Your baby's fucked up.

1:30.1

Like my baby picture when I'm like six seconds old. Yeah. Do you know what I'm doing? Picking your nose? No, I'm going like this. Like inquisitive? Like this kind of like. I'm scowling. No, I'm scowling. Yeah, I'm just like giving stink eye to the world. Well, I remember when, I remember when Zeke was born

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