All, as I was saying, all I have to do is like, it doesn't cost me any money to get the laptop

cord, the jack fixed.

I just need to call the place, the warranty place, and they'll send somebody.

I paid for the warranty where they send somebody to your place to fix it for you.

Yeah, see, if I thought that I could actually call a number and a person answer as a human

and then they

come out and fix it.

Yeah.

I'd be thrilled with that solution.

But what I was under the assumption that's like, no, no, you have to box it up in a

special box and ship it off to Timbuktu where some nine-year-old working for 14 cents a day

fixes it.

And it takes forever because their hands aren't

fully developed yet. So it takes them longer to make shit for us. Well, I can't even do that

because, I mean, if I had to ship my laptop to somewhere, I'd be screwed. I mean, it's what I

use for work. So no, so I paid for the warranty where they come to your house and fix it.

But I can't call them to do that because the microphone on my phone doesn't work.

In order to get that fixed, I've got to call someone and get that fixed.

But I can't call them because the microphone doesn't work.

You got to send a telegram to Apple so that they can fix the microphone on your phone so you can call the Lenovo people

and they can...

Well, I feel bad because I don't ever answer the phone almost never because I have to go

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