Podcast #203: Exploring the Conservative Mindset
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2018
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
We begin DXP #203 with a harrowing tale involving mysterious sounds and eventual death, and then attempt to provide a free tutorial on how to leave a voicemail. We discuss the looming conservative boycott of Netflix over former President Blackenstein's new deal with the network, and then delve into the frightening world of that one Mexican gang from Honduras that no one's ever heard of. We address the NFL anthem response and then move on to Biebers involving stupid expressions and winning arguments.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, dude? |
| 0:02.4 | Hey, are we on? |
| 0:03.4 | We're on. |
| 0:03.9 | Okay. |
| 0:04.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.8 | How's it going? |
| 0:21.8 | It's going all right. So I have a story to tell you. Oh, okay. Okay. So I woke up around... I love stories. Do you? I woke up around 5.30 this morning because there was a noise. Is this going to make me more or less depressed than I've been most of the day? I don't know. |
| 0:20.9 | Why don't you tell me how it makes you feel after I'm done story? |
| 0:25.4 | You use my feelings as a guinea pig. |
| 0:27.3 | Okay. There's this, I've told this story one or two times today, and it seems like there's |
| 0:33.6 | been a wide range of emotions from the people I've told it to. |
| 0:37.0 | I have a quite large emotional palate. |
| 0:39.1 | Okay. |
| 0:40.2 | So I hear this noise, and it's like this kind of like, I don't know, it sounds like something is, like a branch is hitting a pipe outside or something. |
| 0:50.4 | You know, just kind of knocking against it. |
| 0:52.9 | And it's just pretty consistent. It's every like 10 to 20 seconds in between there, it just keeps happening. And so at first I try to ignore it, because I'm thinking, oh, it's probably an animal outside or cat or something, you know, but then it's just going on for minutes. I'm sure it's something that if I were wearing earplugs, I wouldn't have bothered me. It's going on for minutes. |
| 1:11.8 | And finally, I think to myself, I got to get up and see what the hell's going on. |
| 1:16.5 | This is at 5 in the morning? |
| 1:17.7 | 5.30. |
| 1:18.3 | I thought it was like a possum outside. |
| 1:20.2 | But this is Washington, so it's perfectly bright out. |
| 1:22.1 | It's bright out. |
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