Podcast #193: Throwback Biebers
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2018
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
This week's episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors will take you on a walk down Memory Lane as we revisit a handful of our earliest biebers. Tune in and be reminded how annoyed we get at everything from football to death, progress to banks. And anyone remember that we used to violate all kinds of copyright laws with our musical outros?
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| 0:00.0 | I have a Bieber. |
| 0:01.0 | Go. |
| 0:02.0 | Dude, go. I love this. You have one, I don't. This is role reversal. This is the parent trap right here. Banks. Going into a bank where everybody is your best fucking friend all of a sudden. Have you experienced this? I've been in a bank since the 90s. Okay. So the past maybe two years when you go into a bank, they are all of a sudden your best friend. The manager greets you and you come in. |
| 0:24.6 | He walks. the past maybe two years when you go into a bank, they are all of a sudden your best friend. |
| 0:22.4 | The manager greets you and you come in. |
| 0:24.5 | He walks up and stands next to you while you're cashing your check or making your deposit, whatever. |
| 0:29.5 | And it's like, so how are you doing? |
| 0:32.5 | And you're just kind of like, do I know you? |
| 0:35.5 | Like, what are you doing this weekend? |
| 0:37.0 | I've literally been asked by bankers, what do you got going on this weekend? Yeah. And it's just kind of like, dude, I don't know you. Yeah. You're not my friend. Yeah. Are you wired? And you're not going to make up for destroying our country's economy by asking me how I'm doing this weekend. I'm not all of a sudden going to go, |
| 0:54.7 | oh, J.P. Morgan Chase is a really great institution because they asked me what I was doing this |
| 0:59.6 | weekend. Yeah. And so I get so annoyed. I almost get paranoid to go into the bank because I'm going |
| 1:05.6 | to be greeted by every person. They're going to be super friendly. They're going to, they're going to ask me what I'm doing |
| 1:11.3 | that, what I did that day, what I'm doing that night. It's annoying. It's like, it's like that whole fake camaraderie, like Starbucks. They're not doing it because they want to do it. That's a completely different thing. Because I used to, I used to, they're, that's as part of their corporate like role play. |
| 1:26.9 | Yeah, I used to, because I live in a small town, |
| 1:30.2 | I used to go into the bank three or four times a week when I own my own business and we'd get checks in the mail and stuff. |
| 1:35.5 | And I knew everybody in the bank, knew them by name. |
| 1:38.4 | And they knew me. |
| 1:39.2 | And I loved going in and talking to them. |
| 1:40.8 | This was six, seven years ago. |
| 1:42.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:42.9 | I loved talking to them. |
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