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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #186: The Wire and Aziz Ansari

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2018

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

#186 of DXP begins with a caller criticizing Jason, but we honestly have no idea what the guy is talking about. We discuss our favorite TV shows and films (and if you're not willing to watch The Wire after this, then there just may be no helping you). We address the Aziz Ansari controversy, and spit some truth y'all bitches may not like no-how (damn, now we're even talking like the people on The Wire!). After discussing the recent "Monkey Ad" by H&M we move to biebers, which involve showers and traffic.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, just catching up on 184, not too far behind.

0:07.2

And getting started, and I'm just wondering, how drunk are you, Jason, to spend 10 minutes about crosswalks?

0:14.8

And I know you go off sometimes, but my goodness.

0:19.0

So I hope that buzz lasts you a while. Talk to you all later. Take push-outs. Ten minutes on what? Crosswalks. Crosswalks? Yeah, did you talk about crosswalks? I think this guy's drunk. I don't remember. I think this guy's high on crack. I spent 10 minutes talking about crosswalks. I don't know. Did you? Do you have something against

0:41.3

crosswalks? No, I don't think I have an opinion about crosswalks. Okay. He may not have said crosswalks,

0:46.3

but that's how I heard it because that's how Google interpreted it. So I'm looking at the word

0:50.1

crosswalks. Dude, I don't know. Bro, call us back because we don't know what you're talking about. Crosswalks. Also, Jason has never, well, he's been pretty buzzed a couple times on the show, but more towards the end. Never at the beginning. Well, there's been a couple times where you went out from margaritas beforehand or something. We started the show with you a little bust. Yeah. But that wasn't recently. But did he say I said what I said at the beginning? Yeah. He did? Yeah, he said, just catching up on 184. And you're just getting started. Just getting started. So I must have said something about crosswalks. Cross blocks. Or something else. I don't know. I don't know, dude. Call us back, man, and, like, clarify or whatever.

1:29.9

Yeah. I don't listen to this show. I say it, and it's in the past. It's in my rearview mirror,

1:36.1

and I'm speeding along the highway of life. Right. You're sick, dude. Dude, I'm sick. I've been sick

1:42.2

for, like, a few days. Don't get me sick. if you say that, you're going to get sick. I, I don't mind getting sick just not into, not for a few more days. The fact that you even thought about sickness means you will get sick. Oh, true. Yes, I'm putting that out there. You're putting it out there. There you go. But I'm also taking vitamin C to counterbalance my bad thoughts. That might work. God's just Lucy holding that football going.

2:03.8

Come on, Charlie Brown. Come on, kick it. I won't pull away this time. I have a trip to Las Vegas this weekend, as you know, that I've had planned for a while, and I don't want to be sick for it. I don't blame you. My throat is all... Traveling all sick sucks. Yeah. My throat is all hoarse. I will initially my day was, this is what my day looked like when I woke up. Mentoring call at 1230, mentor and call at two. Those are each an hour long. Those are those two crazy people you told me about? They're all crazy these people I talk to. Nuts. And then, interview with Ryan Meeks from Eastlake. I've met him. Yeah.

3:09.9

He's the guy with the one-handed worship leader. Yeah, the guy who's single-handedly ruined his church. And then the, I had to record the rest of my show all today. So I'm like, I canceled my, my mentoring calls. I'm like, I got to keep my voice. I'm I'm not going to have any voice left when I come to try to do DXP. You have to do the most important thing you do all day. Which is like where my real passion lies. Ryan Meeks is also the guy who couldn't get into the radio head concert a few months back. We see him at radio head and he's like, dude, I'm stoked. and then five minutes later he and the guy are leaving leaving, like, their tickets were fake. We bought him off some guy. We're like, we bought ours off some guy too, but ours are good. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Um, you're just dumb. And my ears are all, maybe not dumb. Maybe just gullible. Yeah. My ears are all screwed up, too. I don't know why. Really? It's like... Well, you have all that congestion and everything. Well, it's like... You've been sick for like 10 days.

3:26.2

It's like...

3:26.7

It's like I Well, you have all that congestion and everything.

3:24.5

Well, it's like...

3:25.0

You've been sick for like 10 days.

3:26.3

It's like...

3:26.7

It's like I'm wearing headphones and somebody's changing the levels. Because one minute, it's like my left ear doesn't hear. No, you are wearing headphones and I have been changing the levels just to fuck with you. But I've been wearing these headphones for three days now.

3:38.4

Oh, okay.

3:38.8

One minute my left ear doesn't hear.

3:40.4

And then my right ear doesn't hear.

3:42.3

And it's like, what the hell's happening?

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