Podcast #184: A Walk Down Bieber Lane
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2018
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
DXP #184 is a special flashback episode where we walk down Memory Lane and replay our first 10 biebers (which, in case you forgot, refers to small things that annoy us greatly). Enjoy the nostalgia, and be thankful that our sound quality has improved and doesn't suck as much as this kid's music does. Spread the word!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, this is Angela. And Jeffrey from In the Valley Below. something that annoys you, aggravates, you, irritates you, what beavers you? |
| 0:43.1 | Well, I've been traveling a lot, and right now it's the airport, the luggage. |
| 0:49.1 | What are they called? |
| 0:49.9 | Baggage claim. |
| 0:50.7 | Every time I pick you up, I picked you up a handful of times from airports. |
| 0:55.8 | You're always just, you're on edge. |
| 0:57.6 | Irritated. |
| 0:58.4 | Just, you're ready to snap. Yeah. Why? Well, so everybody stands right around the carousal. |
| 1:05.6 | They walk right up to it and almost have to put their knee on it. Like they've claimed their space. |
| 1:09.3 | Yeah. And when everybody does this, you can't see the bags and you have to ask people to move. I mean, how many times have you got up to get, you see your bag coming around the corner, you see it coming towards where you are, you have to go say, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, and get up and grab your bag. Or you don't even see it because if everybody's hugging the thing, then you can't even and see your back. Because if everybody hugs the carousel, you can't fit everybody from the flight around the |
| 1:31.7 | carousel. So I just have the simplest of ideas, which is just they just paint a line about |
| 1:37.7 | seven, eight feet back from the carousel. And everybody stands behind that line until they see |
| 1:44.0 | their bag. And then they can go forward and get their bag. And if they cross that line with their bag not coming, they just get shot. You just manslaughter though. We'll have to consider that idea later. It's like not totally horrible. But you would create room for more people. You could go get your bag without having to ask people to move. |
| 2:02.3 | Like, I don't see a downside to this. |
| 2:03.7 | Yeah, like at Disneyland, when they have the yellow line, where it's like, |
| 2:06.7 | jungle crews, right? |
| 2:07.7 | No, but there's like the yellow line where it's like, don't cross the yellow line. |
| 2:10.4 | Right. |
| 2:10.7 | Or when you're waiting for the tube in London. |
| 2:12.5 | Any line pretty much, I think you could say any line pretty much that you shouldn't cross. You could compare |
| 2:17.9 | that to this. I think it would be better to think of more examples of lies that you shouldn't |
| 2:22.8 | cross. That really irks me. That drives me crazy. There should be like, they should hire a black |
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